Hey sup its ya boy skinny penis who wears a tiny fedora. Just want to say that you guys suck but gorgeous and gay so that's cool.
Even y'all straight out there, y'all gonna bend one day but im glad you guys have powers to be straight again like a damn pole. Thats a pretty cool power, not gonna lie.
For the gays, can y'all please stop being homo for one day? Like im trying man but you guys are too damn hyper snd fun to hangout with to the point where my homo genes just wanna jam with you guys.
For the people who haven't come out yet, don't worry man, there's a right time to come out but since for me i don't think i can, you can come to my closet and hangout there. Im all up for some gay pornos and music man. You can basically say or do whatever you want, cry, laugh, talk abouthow cruel this world is or how dangerous people are including your parents. I dont have tissue to wipe that shit but i have two ears that can always listen. My closet is too damn big for only one person, so you guys are allowed to come.
For the people who doesn't even say chu or any neko words or stutter and still adorable like my cutie, keep up the good work. You guys are healing my two year old heart and please go find a hiding spot. Pedophiles are coming. We dont want you guys to be extinct, am i right? And dont worry im joining in the FBI ARMY so i can protect y'all .
For the people who likes porn, keep watching mate. You're doing a great job. Stay inside, outside is a very dangerous place.
For the people who likes fictional characters that's in a relationship, goodluck handling that boyo, pay attention to your damn partner you dingus. Everyone likes attention, make them feel safe and accept them you dumb fuck. If they do drugs then well, dont do drugs idiot, help them or something.
For the people who likes fictional characters and a loner, lets all go to my house called the trash can. No food there so bring some food and drinks and coffee and a smuppet. Yes, a smuppet. That is very important.
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