Its so amazing. Lil cal is so precious, i just cant describe my feelings for him, bro. I actually couldn't help not to turn off the lights and listen to solar sands, criticizing some baldi fanarts in this website called devianart while i take off my pants and masturbate at the thought of me just laying down on the bed, slowly opening my eyes and before i was about to grab my huge black strange eyeglasses that i wear most of the time, i saw a puppet, i am not really a fan of puppets and dolls so why is he here? I am broke as hell so of course, i didn't buy that puppet. Hell, i am incapable of buying things online because my parents dont trust me. Why the fuck would they? Probably my sister because she knows that i read this weird amazing anime called homestuck. But im positive that is lil cal and he is sitting on the table near my lampshade and pornography mangas that i bought in comic cons and two horns that i made for cosplay, he's just there staring at me and to my non existent soul. Its like hes saying good morning motherfucker or perhaps he will fucking rape me and murder me if i move. I can't even believe that i can see his face clearly for some reason, my vision was supposed to be blurry because i am near sighted and he's very far away but then shit, i dont actually need to wear my eyeglasses just to see how attractive he is. That puppet's eyes are extremely fascinating, that smile can make your body tremble and that gold teeth, oh bro, its just amazing. Those long hands, yeah, that can go in my ass man while i make out with my bed.
For the people who cant understand my sarcasm. It means i hate lil cal. Its just easier for me to be sarcastic at the things that i do not like. I think that its actually more interesting than just explaining to you people how or why i hate that stupid ass puppet. I even cringed when i typed adorable so i changed it to attractive.
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