Friend: I like this girl but like I don't want to be lesbian or bi. Me: who is It? Friend: you know the girl, your neighbor. The pretty one. Me: oh him. You're straight don't worry. Friend: what do you mean him? I said the girl bro. I forgot her name shit. Me: he's a dude. Trans male. So you're straight. Don't worry about it. Friend: oh ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS - I am STRAIGHT SHIT I'M HAPPY. So he's A GUY RIGHT me: holy fucking shit. Man I wish I can be straight too. And yes he is. He is a dude. So basically you're still straight.
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Last one for you angel. I just like your argument on the last chap, lmao.
" I'm supposed to be bi but you're making me straight because of those cosplayer " -ofbambicakes- 2018
