"COD was asphyxiation, and multiple stab wounds to the abdomen. Due to how sloppy the cuts are and how many of them there are, I can tell the Unsub was in a blind rage. Overkill. He's accelerated his kills as well, which means he's probably looking for his next victim as we speak." You stated matter-of-factly as you rushed about around the dead body lying on the table.Gerard leant back against one of the counters, watching you with an amused smirk. He loved to watch you bustle about whist you rushed out your summaries. He found it cute. Plus, you'd been watching Criminal Minds lately, so you subconsciously adopted the term 'unsub' which made him giggle.
"So, in conclusion, if you look for men in their early twenties without a mother or their mother was a prostitute, and they were recently arrested for first degree assault, you should find your guy somewhere within those parameters." You finished with a big smile.
Gerard shook his head, still smirking . "You're too good, sweets." At this you blushed. "I don't get it, though. You're the best in the whole department, and you won't step up to take the job of detective. Why?"
"Because I gather the info I have while I do the autopsies. If I don't do the autopsy, I won't know as much." You stated. "Plus, I like being the ME. The only people you have to deal with are dead, and don't call you out for bad puns."
Gerard chuckled and stood up, approaching you. "But you'd get to do field work. And be with me." He placed his hands on your hips and kissed your forehead.
The two of you had been dating since you got the job and the New Jersey PD. You tried to keep it a secret, but Gerard's partner, Grant Morrison, outed you by saying 'come on man, we all know you're banging the ME.' In the bullpen out loud. It was true, though. There was a small amount of love making going on between you, but Not often. It mostly consisted of him taking you to restaurants or to his apartment to dance to smooth jazz. He was a very romantic man.
You laughed a bit, wrapping your arms around his neck. "I don't know. I mean, I can stand dates and you being a sweet romantic, but you in cop mode? Eh."
"Whaaat? Cop mode? Where'd you get that?"
"From what I've heard from Grant and Ray, you're kinda stoic and bossy when you're at a crime scene. And when I watch you interrogate suspects, you get...Scary." You shuddered at the thought of an overly agitated Gerard, exploding with rage in a suspect's face. Sometimes, only sometimes when he had enough of a suspects bullshit, he'd end up breaking something. Which was Usually the suspects nose.
"Aw, baby girl." He tilted your chin up with his finger and smiled sweetly at you. "I'd never get that way with you. You're too precious and pure to yell at."
"I do t know about the pure part, but okay." Gerard raised an eyebrow at your words. "What? I deal with dead bodies all day, and I'm not exactly one to keep my sexual jokes to myself."
Gerard rolled his eyes. "Alright. Anyway, thank you darling. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bad guy to catch." He placed a firm, passionate kiss on your lips before turning around and picking up the case file and heading to the door. "I love you." He gave you one last smile as you echoed his words.
As the door closed behind him you shouted; "Get me some coffee when you get back!" You heard him laughing, then the door shut with a loud 'click'.
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