My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Green Dog...?

-The Next Day-

-Gwens P.O.V.-

I woke up with a raging headache, and severely upset stomach. I also couldn't remember much from last night. Must have gotten pretty wasted. I turn over to feel something warm, I place my hand on it and feel skin. I eyes flew open and I look to see Dib was still sound asleep, laying next to me. I look around to see I was in his bedroom, I look under the covers to see I had my pants off but still had my underwear and shirt on. I glance at him to see he had his shirt off but was still wearing pants. I carefully sneak out of bed and rushed out of the bedroom without making a sound. I ran straight to the room Dib let me stay in and slammed the door shut and I bashed my head against it making my headache even worse, but what really hurt was my pride. I couldn't remember a thing from last night and woke up next to Dib in his bed. I literally just met this guy and I might have had sex with him. This is bullshit my first time having sex might have been a blacked out mistake.

Being pissed off at myself, bashing my head, and moving quickly also made my stomach feel even worse and I ran to the bathroom to throw up last nights fun. After I got done being sick I decided to take a shower to wash the hangover away. But the shame and embarrassment I had for myself stuck on like flies to shit. But that's a later problem, I needed worry about getting a phone, go hunt those werewolves, and try to find clues to Vals whereabouts. As I got out of the shower I realized I had forgotten all my cloths were in my car, so nothing clean to wear and my pants were still in Dibs room. I had to sneak back into his bedroom half naked... I hate my life so fucking much right now.

I throw my top and underwear back on and wrap my lower half in a towel and quickly and quietly made my way back to his room. I carefully open the door and see he was still asleep, that was a relief. I search the ground and finally find my dirty jeans and grab them. As I bent over to grab them I hear Dib stir around, I freeze in place hoping he wouldn't wake up. I carefully glance over to see him sitting up holding his head groaning. "Jesus, that woman can drink..." I stand up and he snaps his head right at me. I was too embarrassed to even ask about last night and had too much to do, so I just blurted out. "I just came for my pants all my cloths are in my car. I gotta do some errands I'll be back here in a few hours. Bye!" After that I ran out of that room like a bat out of hell. I just tossed the towel off and put my pants on as quick as I could as well as my shoes and bolted out the front door for my car. Good thing I never empty my pockets I reach in and grab my keys and started my car then got the hell out of there.

-Dib's P.O.V.-

Gwen was talking so fast I hardly caught what she was saying, then ran out of my room. I wondered if she remembered last night, she must have thought we had sex. We didn't, although we did fool around. I blushed remembering out make out session and groping each other. She did ask for it several times but I didn't think it was a good idea to have sex with a drunk girl. Especially if she was blacked out... I couldn't help but to laugh about the situation, but that caused my headache to throb even more. I get out of bed and head for the bathroom to grab some Tylenol. I open the medicine cabinet to grab the bottle, once I closed it I glanced at myself to see I had three visible hickies on my neck. And I had to go headquarters today well good thing everyone already ignores me as it is. I got myself dressed and cleaned up, as well as tried to re-hydrate myself from last nights fun.

My phone starts to go off, and I look at it to see who was calling me. It was a video call from and unknown number. I answer it to see the last person or alien I should say, green face pops up on my screen. "Hello Dib..." I rub the brim of my nose and sigh. "What do you want Zim?" I asked annoyed and too hungover to honestly care, he starts laughing. "I just thought Id let you in on my new evil plans, its hard for me to try to take over the world without you pestering me. I've been watching you and I see you've acquired a fifthly new love pig." He shows a video of Gwen entering a phone store. "Would be a shame if something happened to her wouldn't it?" I didn't know if I should be worried for her or for him. "What are you planning?" I growl angerly and he just keeps laughing. "I have Gir there watching her if you come after me I will have him detonate a bomb and you can watch her explode in to a million pieces." Shit, I hung up on Zim and went for my car, I had to find Gwen.

-Gwens P.O.V.-

I walk into the phone store and came out of there with three different phones. One for my other family, one for hunters, and one for myself for personal use. Next step, get a torture room prepped for when I capture those damn werewolf assholes. Hopefully, they know something about Vals disappearance, and I can give one of them to the Swollen Eyeball for some money. I'm sure they probably to painful experiments, if that's the case, the guy who killed that poor mans wife I'll keep him alive for them. Before I made it to my car I see something green out of the corner of my eye. I look over to see a green dog looking directly at me. I've seen alot of shitty disguises this one by far takes the cake. He wasn't even on all four legs he was standing like he was a person. I wasn't sure if I should see what it was or just ignore it, before I decided what to do the little weird creature comes up to me and tugs on my pant leg. I look down at him and he starts waving at me. "Hiiiiii!" It spoke in a high, almost robotic sounding voice. I crouch down and was eye level with the little guy. "Um... Hi?" I didn't know whether to be fascinated or concerned this thing was following me. Although he was pretty adorable, in a strange, idiotic animal way.

"You lost little guy?" I ask and he puts his stubby arm under his chin trying to think. He then starts flailing his arms. "I don't know!" What ever this thing was I was pretty sure it was retarded also its mouth didn't move when it talked. "You got a parent, guardian, owner, master, I don't know what you are? But, you belong to someone I think. What do they look like I'll help you find them." Next thing I know he just jumps in my arms and hugs me and says, "I like you..." I kinda froze for a second then quickly pulled him off me. "You got any of them little taquitos?" He asks me and I literally didn't know what to think. But, I was starting to believe this guy got abandon. "There's a cupcake shop a few streets over, Uh... wait can you even eat cupcakes?" I was really confused on if it was even an animal. He takes my hand and starts running down the street. "Ok cupcakes it is..."

-Dibs P.O.V.-

I finally made it to town and went by the cellphone store Gwen was at. I look in the parking lot and see her car but didnt see her. I wondered if she was still in the store? I park my car next to hers and quickly go inside the store and look for her. But no luck, only employees and a few customers. I walk up to the front desk and ask, "Did a woman come in here, short black hair with one green streak on the right side?" "Uh ya she just left about ten minutes ago. Would you like to hear about our new cell-" I quickly walk out of the store and looked down the street for her.

I walk past a cupcake store and stop in place when I caught something bright green out of the coner of my eye, I go back and look threw the window and see Gwen was having a cupcake with Gir. I walk in the store and stand behind Gwen. "What are you doing here Gir?" I yelled and Gwen damn near jumps out of her chair and turns around and almost punches me in the face. Once she realized it was me her whole face went red. She quickly sat back down and looked away from me. "You need to stop scaring me I'm going to end up kicking your ass by accident one of these days." She was still embaressed about last night. "You wanna biscuit?" He holds up a half eaten cupcake for me. Thank God Zim has a defective robot, "Gir go home..." I point to the door and he looks at it then back at me. "Okay!" With that Gir waves at Gwen, "Bye I'll see you later Dibs love pig!" Gwens jaw drops and looks at me. "What the fuck is that and why the hell did it just call me your love pig?"

I sighed heavily and was almost ready to drink again, after my past experience talking about Zim everyone called me crazy and now I had to explain it to her. "Lets chat about this at home."