My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The New Threat....

-Gwen's P.O.V.-

Zim was in the house in his crappy disguise and staring right at us with his arms crossed. "If you humans are done being gross with your feelings we have more pressing matters on our hands."

We quickly let go of each other and decided to hear Zim out. "Tak came by looking for her ship what did you do with it Dib-thing? I know you found it." He barks at Dib and before he could say anything I raise my hand and decided to take the blame. "Dib didn't find it, I did and I broke it." I reply with a cocky smile then both Dib and Zim give me surprised looks. Zim gets close in my face and started hissing, "How the hell did idiotic human like you manage to break an irken space ship?" "Really easily, since I didn't know how to drive it and I was bored and felt like destroying something. Your alien technology kinda sucks balls bro." I lied and Zim tried to tackle me but I dodged him and grabbed him by his wig and started yanking as hard as I could. While pulling his wig I had a grip on his antennas and started punching him in the gut.

"Gwen stop! Don't pull..." Before he finished Zim started purring and gave me a seductive smile while I was beating him. Which creeped me out, I let him go and backed up quickly. "What the hell just happened?" I asked Dib and he explains, "Their antennas are very sensitive, if you yank hard enough it..." Zim clings on to me and tries to lick my neck with his worm shaped like tongue. I freaked out and started punching him in the face repeatedly. "It turns them on..." Dib finishes. Then he quickly pulls Zim off me and slaps Zim across the face. "Focus Zim!" He kept purring and looking at me which made my skin crawl. "Now I see why you like that hideous human." This time Dib got really angry punched him in the face and he finally stop staring at me. He ended up punching Zim so hard his right contact fell out and I saw his pink bug like eye. "So he's a masochist?" I ask while Zim tried to put his contact back in, Dib slaps his hand over his face. "Sorta, it's complicated, I had to learn the hard way about it. He wouldn't leave me alone for a whole week." I dust myself off, then walked to my drink and finished the whole glass. I almost got molested by an alien. That's a new one for the book of crazy shit to happen in my life.

"Do you know where she is?" Dib asks Zim and he tries to put his lense back in his eye. "No I don't she came by my home base looking for you and her ship." He explains. I go behind the bar and pull out some honey whiskey and started drinking out of the bottle. "What on Irk is that?" Zim points to the bottle and I glance at Dib and back at him. "Whiskey... It's a drink that makes you feel good." I've seen plenty of monsters drunk, but I wondered, a smile grew on my face when I had a idea. "Wanna try it?" He was hesitate at first then takes the bottle from my hand. He uses his antenna to smell it and shutters. "This smells horrible." I shove the bottle in his mouth and he started drinking it. While I was forcing Zim to get drunk Dib had disappeared from the kitchen. I wonder where he went.

-Dibs P.O.V.-

I walked away from Gwen and Zim to call my sister to see if Tak had been by my old house. I tried to call her several times but she ignored all of them. I quickly text her to see if she would actually respond. But nothing, she was probably sucked into her games. I got startled when heard techno music blaring in the kitchen shortly after I heard Gwen laughing hysterically. What the hell were those two up to. I walk back into the kitchen to my surprise Zim dancing horriblely on top if my bar and Gwen was on the ground laughing so hard tears were showing. I look to see an empty bottle knocked over by Gwen's face. "Did you two just drink a whole fifth while I was gone?" I was literally gone for fifteen minutes, how the hell did they drink an entire fifth in that time. Gwen, I could see it, but Zim. Honestly I don't think I've ever seen him drunk before. Gwen jumps up from the ground and shakes my shoulder. "Dude Irkens love honey whiskey!" Zim jumps down and points at me, well attempts to his hand was swaying back and forth. He was pretty plastered.

"Your love pig was right, this honey whiskey is intriguing. I must have more! Give it to meee..." He slurs, and I slap my hand over my face. "You seriously got Zim drunk?" I glance at Gwen and she gives me a cheeky smile. "I thought it would be funny, also a good way to have him spill some information you want about him." She made a very valid point. "There's always method to my maddness." She adds and winks at me and I couldn't help but give a half smile at her plan. "So Zim, you want more whiskey?" He nods and holds out his hands like a child wanting candy. I go behind the bar to see we were out, I was also running out of other liquor as well. "I'll have to go get some more, I'll be back." I was worried about leaving those two alone, but I'm sure Gwen could handle him. With that I left the house and went on a liquor run.

-Gwen's P.O.V.-

After Dib left I was alone with Zim. I was slightly worried because he tried to rape me earlier. He kept staring at me, and it was awkward as hell. "What's the deal with you and Dib-stink?" He finally says something, which sounded more like him slurring. I raised my eyebrow and tilted my head. "What the hell do you mean?" I was curious where this was going. "You act like mates but you're not mates this confuses me!" I cross my arms and calmly say, "Its called mind your damn business." He hisses at me then starts laughing. "Well, I see why he has feelings for you. You're not like most humans, your not as pathetic or as stupid as the rest. You might even be smarter then Dib-stink. But you're still hideous, annoying, earth monkey." I smirk and say back, "Coming from the guy who's green, looks like a giant bug, and wears a dress. At least I'm not as stupid or as ugly as your ass." His jaw dropped and I steal Dibs glass and sip on his drink. 

"You dare insult the amazing Zim?" He points at me and I stick my tongue out. "If the shoe fits lace it up bitch." He looks down at his feet after my comment and says, "I'm not wearing shoes." I slap my hand over my face. "You've been on Earth for how long now?  How do you still not understand figure of speech yet?" I pull out a cigarette and smoke it and Zim stares at it. "So why the hell do you wanna take over Earth it sucks honestly." I ask and he glares at me. "My tallest assigned me to this planet to concur it, but it's hard with Dib and you always messing up my plans." I shrugged. While talking with Zim I hear someone knock on the door.

I put my smoke out and pull out my gun before I go answer it. When I opened the front door I see a woman about the same height as me with short blue hair, she had an eyebrow ring and was wearing dark make up on her face. She had on a purple stripped long sleeved shirt, and a pair of black jeans. She also had a black cat beside her with blood red eyes. "Can I help you?" I finally ask the stranger and she started talking in a British accent. "Hi, I'm looking for my friend Dib Membrane does he live here?" I glared at the girl and had the gun pointed at her head. "He's not here who the hell are you?" Not trying to sound like a total bitch but Dib didn't have any friends or mentioned anything about a blue haired British bitch.

"My name is Tak, I'm an old friend of Dibs." She responds and I cocked my gun ready to pull the trigger. So this was the other alien. "You're full of shit, Dib doesn't have any friends." I bark at her and she chuckles. "Oh, and what are you to Dib? His girlfriend?" I growled and replied. "Non of your damn business, now unless you want your blood splattered all over the concrete I suggest you leave now." I could hear Zim purring loudly after I threatened her life then says, "this is Dibs love pig." I turn around and pistol whipped him in the face. A wide grin spred on her face and her eye twinkled like there was glass in it. "I like you, now can you please tell me where Dib is?" I felt a weird tickle in my head but I manage to shrug it off. Almost like she trying to control my mind. I was ready to pull the trigger but before I could Dib pulls up and gets out of the car. 

She ran toward him and hugged him tightly like they were lovers. "I missed you Dib, it's been too long." Dib holds up his arms and I yank her off him and put the gun to her head. "I just wanted to ask him what he did with my space ship." I growled and yelled. "He doesn't have it,  I destroyed that piece of  shit." She chuckles again and says,  "I know you're lying to protect him, he encrypted his DNA in my ship last I know he found it." Dib put a his hand on my gun and has me lower it. "It's destroyed Tak, I don't have it anymore." She sighs and smirks. "Well that's a pity, oh well, it was still nice to see you Dib." She winks at him and I growled louder.

"So I see you have a new mate very protective how cute. Did you tell her about your crush on me when we first met?" After she said that it felt like my heart shattered and my buzz died. I look at Dib and back at her. "You had a crush on a fucking alien?" He tries to defend himself and says,  "I didn't know she was an alien at the time." He didn't deny the fact he did like her. Which made my blood was boil, I was so angry I couldn't see straight. For once in my life I felt jealously.