My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Drunken Leprechaun...

-Gwen's P.O.V.- 

I drove us around town while Dib has his head out the window, I pat his shoulder. "Hey was that your first time seeing a dead body?" I asked honestly curious if he was a scientist shouldn't he be used to seeing dead things especially opened up. "No I've seen plenty of dead bodies, but never a werewolf mauling." He groans still feeling nauseous. While driving around everything seemed familiar, then I remembered I had some special friends in the area. "Hey I gotta make a quick stop and see some old friends, can I trust you to stay in the car pukey?" He holds his thumb up looking like he was about to throw up what little was left in his stomach. I hurry to my next destination, a bar called The Drunken Leprechaun. 

I glance over to see Dib past out in the passenger seat, which made this a whole lot easier. I take my disguise off and had my normal clothes underneath. The took the wig off and shook my shoulder length hair out. I grabbed my dagger, my gloves, and my gun and had them strapped to my sides. After that, I got out of the car and lite a cigarette and decided to go say hello to some old friends. As soon as I walked inside the old Irish bar the music stopped and all eyes were on me, I looked around and grinned at everyone. "Who's ass do I gotta kill for a shot of whiskey around here?" After I said that some of the eyes started showing their fangs a few vampires and Lycans playing pool, then a few females eyes changed color from normal to yellow, succubuses. A few others showed me their eyes changed from normal to red, demons trying to score with the succubuses. A large muscular man with a slight overbite, wearing a ripped sleeved shirt making him look even scarier then he was, and he was pretty scary being an ogre and all, also he was the bouncer of the bar. He comes in front of me and glares me down. "Boras! Glad to see your still kicking ass around here." Soon after that, he gave me a giant smile and a bear hug almost crushing me and causing my cigarette to fall out of my mouth. "Gwendolyn!!!  Good to see you, sweetheart!" Shortly after everyone was raising their glasses and giving me a warm Drunken Leprechaun welcome. Some of the girls gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek, while others patted me on the back. "Hey, is the big man here?" I asked, and Boras points at the bar. 

I see a really short man in a green and black pin stripped fedora with a white five o'clock shadow, wearing his green vest like always cleaning glasses behind the bar, and yes, he was a leprechaun. What? You thought I hated all monsters? Not all of them are bad some of them wanna live in peace like us. And these guys were like family to me, they continued to teach me to hunt after my parents kicked the bucket. "Gwen! Good to see you lass, it been a minute. I thought you forgot about us." he greets me in his Irish accent. I sit down at the bar in front of him and say back, "I can't forget you crazy fucks, its good to see you too Aengus, glad to see you and this place haven't changed a bit. Cool if I get a double whiskey on the rocks?" He quickly pours one and hands it to me. "On the house." He grins and I hand him a wad of hundreds. "Not this time, I got a job, I also have a... partner. " I admitted quietly the last part and Boras and a few others gathered around me. Aengus about dropped his glass when he saw the cash, "What made you finally decide to work with someone?" I slam my head on the bar and hold up another huge wad of cash. Boras grabs my head and makes me look at him and pointed his huge sausage finger at me. "Your ass better not be selling drugs!" 

I held my hands up, and explain everything to everyone, from the crazy dude offering me the job in my car, to accidentally moving in with my new partner. "So the human outside in the super nice black charger please don't eat him... Unless I ask you to." I joke and the room was roaring with laughter. One of the succubuses with deep red hair and rosy lips wearing a short ruby dress named Rose to come sits next to me. "Come on sugar tell me more about your partner." I took a chug of my drink and shrugged. "I don't know much about him to be honest. He's polite, prude, and rich. I won't lie he is kinda cute in a weird, mad scientist way." "Oh, he's rich, give it time sweet pea you'll be sucking that soul dry as a bone!" She encourages me and I just shook my head and giggled. Funny thing about Rose, she was more of a gold digger than a soul sucker. I look back at Aengus and also add, "But, I can help the bar out, I know its been a while since we last talked but just know I still go on my word only hunt those who kill for fun monster or human." I'm well known in the hunter community for killing monsters, but in the monster community, I'm also known for killing humans who harass the monsters who try to do good. Only three people in that bar knew I hunted humans, Aengus, Boras, and myself. If any of the hunters found out, I'd be killed in a heartbeat. 

Moments later we see someone enter the bar when I saw who it was I slammed my head on the bar again. Dib who finally had color back in his face was looking around for me. Everyone's eyes were on me begging for me to have permission to fuck with him. I shake my head and held up a gun and glanced my eyes at him. Basically telling them, he's loaded and actually dangerous. I hold up my hand waving Dib over to come next to me. "Aren't you going to introduce us to the lad? You said he was just a scientist right?" Giving me permission to tell him the truth about them. I sigh heavily and hold my hand out to Dib. "Gimme the gun I gave you earlier," I demanded. He does what I ask and looked really uncomfortable like this was an ambush. "Gwen whats going on...?" he whispers in my ear nervously. "Dib, this is my-" "We're her familia." someone appeared right behind Dib says in a Mexican accent. It was another muscular man in a biker's outfit flashing Dib demon red eyes. I called him Chucho. I look at Chucho and say, "Chucho cálmate el mi amigo (Chucho calm down he's my friend)." He replies back, "¿Estás seguro de que no quieres que lo jode? (You sure you don't want me to fuck him up?)" Dib responds before I could, "por favor no me mates... (please don't kill me...)"  Chucho and I looked at each other then back at him. "You know Spanish ese?" He nods and says quickly, "I also know French, German, Latin, and Japanese." Chucho pats Dibs shoulder and points at him. "Buy this vato a shot of tequila on me."  Well, he just earned brownie points from Chucho, Rose came up behind and made Dib look at her. "My, my, our little Gwen sure knows how to pick the tall, dark, and handsome. And what this..." She whispers something in Dibs ear and he turns a whole shade of pink I didn't think was possible.  

Dib looks at me and asks, "Are we surrounded by..." "Monsters? Yes, yes we are. You and I are the only humans in this bar or even allowed in." At first, I thought he was going to be scared and cry like a little bitch, but something else happened. His eyes lite up and he had a weird smile I have never seen before. He pulls out a small notebook and started asking a hundred questions. He was jumping from group to group acting like a kid on Adderall. Everyone was kinda dumbfounded, he was acting more like a fanboy than a scientist. I grab Dib by the back of his collar and pull him back to the bar and force him to sit down. "First and for most, you can't tell ANYONE about this place and these people. Secondly, yes these people are like family to me they helped raised me for a few years. And thirdly, YOU CAN'T HARM ANYONE IN THIS BAR!" He starts to calm down but still had a goofy ass grin on his face. "Sorry this is just so exciting I've never had a chance to be around this many supernatural creatures in a room at once. Hell, I haven't even had a chance to encounter some of the creatures here." Aengus hands us both double shot of whiskey and me hold up my glass to Dib. 

"If Aengus is letting me show you this, then I guess you can't be that bad of a person." He was good at reading people just by looking at them. He could tell Dib was actually really intrigued by them then fear. Dib clinks my glass then takes a drink with me, he then thanked Aengus for letting him experience this and got caught into talking. I used that opportunity to take Boras aside and have a chat with him. I tug on his back and ask him to come into the back office with me so have a private talk. We both sit at a table and I pull out a smoke and lite it and take a deep inhale. "I'm guessing you know why I'm here right?" Boras sighs heavily and gives me a discouraging look. "You know those things kill you?" "You and I both know I'm not going to live long anyway. So who's killing young girls? I know you know..." I sounded stern and serious and he sighs heavily, "There's a new pack in town. They're a rowdy crowd, not too fond of humans. Well, except the women around here apparently. They hang out at a state park a few miles outside town one drives a red Dodge truck. That's all I can tell you." I put my smoke halfway out and glance at him. "Thank you, Boras." I know it was hard for him to rat out his own kind, but they couldn't just keep killing innocent people.