My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Learning Experience...

-Dibs P.O.V.-

The expression Gwen was giving me was rather entertaining. She parks her car outside my house and quickly gets out to get a better look at my home. I get out of her dangerous, dirty, weapon filled car and go unlock the front door. As soon as the door open she rushes inside and starts running around exploring like a kid in a toy store. It was kinda fun to learn more about her personality. She acts tough and but she's also like a child.

"Your place is fucking huge, this is more of a gothic mansion then it is a house." She shouts from somewhere inside the house. "Do you live here with your girlfriend or something?" I head toward my kitchen with a breakfast bar in the middle full of all kinds of different liquors. As soon as I pulled out a bottle and opened the cap she was like a cat hearing a can of tuna being open. She came into the kitchen and sat down while I poured us some drinks. "I don't have a girlfriend and I live alone. Not many people wanna associated with an insane person." I added and she asks, "So your a loner too?" She smirks at me and I take a drink and sigh. "Unlike you it's not by choice." She slams her drink in one gulp and holds her glass to me for another one.

She then starts snickering, "You think I choose to be alone? I do it to keep people alive, every human I've worked with either gets seriously injuried or killed." Her face turned from happiness to remorse. I quickly changed the subject to help ease her mind. "Let me show you where you'll be staying." I guided her up the spiral stairs to one of the spare bedrooms that wasn't far from my room. As soon as I opened the door she bolted in and looked around. The room had a nice king sized bed old style dresser and chest piece. The windows were tall and had draps laced over them. It was the second biggest room in the entire house. "Holy sheep shit, I've rented out motel rooms that weren't this big." She falls backward on the bed. I opened a door inside the room that lead to a private bathroom. "You also have your very own bathroom." She looks around inside and sees it was half as big as the bedroom itself. With a shower and bathtub jacuzzi. Along with an elegant vanity with two sinks.

"This is some really fancy shit you got here." I shrugged, I was use to this life style. Especially, when my father is a famous scientist Professor Membrane, that helps the world. She pushes me out the door and says, "Thank you for everything but if you don't mind I'd like to take a hot shower now." With that she slams the door behind me. I left her alone to take a shower and then realized she probably didn't have a spare change of cloths. I walked to my room and pull out a pair of my boxers and shirt from my dresser. Then went back to her room to place them on the edge of her bed. As soon as I walked in I could hear her singing in the shower.

I would have never thought someone like her could sing so beautifully. It almost gave me good bumps. The more I was learning about her the more I was intrigued. I couldnt resist and held my ear against the door to hear more.

-Gwens P.o.V.-

I stripped my cloths and weapons off as fast as I could and jumped into the hot refreshing shower. It felt like I hadn't bathed in days. I could feel the nastyness slither off me and into the drain. It put me in such a good mood I started singing. I personally never thought I had that great of a voice but I was alone and no one was listening to me. I sang an old Evanescence song, My Immortal. Half way through my singing I hear someone outside my door. I kept the shower on and continued singing while carefully got out and wrapped myself in a towel.

I swing the door open causing Dib to fall flat on his ass and his face redder then a tomato. I got close to his face and smirked. "Trying to get a peek at me four eyes?" He was so red his ears were turning pink. "N-no it's not like that I came here to bring you cloths." He points to the end of the bed and he had a guys tang top and a pair of blue boxers for me. "Oh..." I get out of his face and held my hand out for him to grab. "Sorry I assumed you were a peeping Tom." After I helped him up his face was still blushing, "what's the matter never seen a girl in a towel before?" I teased and he looks away and walks out of the room.

I was learning a little about him. He seemed well mannered and also acted very prude. I was going to have fun with that. I quickly put on the cloths he left me and dried my messy hair. Then walked out of the bedroom for another drink. I see him glance at me then looked away. I walk up and had my arms crossed. "Come on I know I'm no Miss. America but I'm not that ugly." I joked. He kept looking in the opposite direction and points at my chest. I look down to see that my nipples we're poking out and you could see the outline of them threw the shirt. I shrugged and grabbed a glass and sat infront of him and started drinking.

"Aren't you going to put on a bra?" He asks while still not looking at me. "I need a clean one to put on first also, they're nipples everyone has them. Stop acting like a virgin, we're adults here." He refused to look at me. So I decided to do a dirty trick. "Hey Dib..." As soon as he turned around I flashed my boobs at him and watched his eyes grow and him fall out of the chair. I busted out in hysterical laughter. "What the hell why would you show me your chest?!" He yells at me while his face was still red, but that just made me laugh even more. "You really are kind of a bitch aren't you?" He growls at me and I say back. "One of the biggest bitches you will ever meet my friend."

I try to flash him again and he pulls my hands down and the shirt covers them. "Please stop flashing me, it's rude and shows no self respect." After he said that I couldn't help myself but to ask, "Are you gay?" He shakes his head and yells, "I'm not gay!" I held my hands up. "Dude it's cool, no judgement here." He growls at me, "I'm not gay, it's called respect. I was raised to respect women and to be a gentalman." I was kinda speechless when he said that.

There was an akward silence between us for a moment. "Sorry for making you feel uncomfortable..." I mumbled as I finished off my glass. "It's fine, just try to show some self respect. It's unattractive when you do something like that it makes you seem too available." I never thought of it that way, then again I was never raised to be a proper young lady. Also little did he know I was a virgin... I'm not saying I was a saint by any means I did stuff, but I never actually had sex.

It was almost two in the morning and tiredness hit me like a Mac truck. I was also feeling pretty buzzed after slamming those drinks quickly. But, it was interesting learning more and more about my partner. "Well I'm going to catch some z's. G'night Dib." As I walked away he says back. "Good night Gwen, get as much rest as you can we got our first mission tomorrow." I held my thumbs up letting him know I heard him. So my first mission with my new partner tomorrow. Hopefully he doesn't get killed...