My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Little Green Man...

-The Next Morning-

-Dibs P.O.V.-

"Rise and shine jackass we got an art show to see." I wake up sore and a loud vulgar voice in my ear. I barely open my eyes to see Gwen dressed as a blonde, preppy hipster. She wore a curly blonde wig with, a red and black flannel with a black undershirt beneath it. She was also wearing booty shorts with little ruffles on the edge of them and a pair of flip-flops, with a black beanie on her head. "Come on hurry up and get dressed, also wear something Zim won't recognize you in." I slowly drag myself out of bed, tried to rub the tiredness out of my eyes and I do what I'm told. I look deep in my closet to try to find something I normally never wear. Ended up finding a pair of dark blue jeans ripped at the knees, and an old blue and black flannel. I quickly put them on and wear a pair of prescription sunglasses that hide my eyes. "Hey, four eyes I made breakfast hurry the fuck up." I look over to see Gwen sticking her head in my bedroom and she gives me a thumbs up. "Not bad except..." She disappears for a moment, then barges back into my room with a hair tie and brush, then starts messing with my hair. I feel her tug, pull, and yank my head. Once she finished she points to my bathroom mirror and I see she gave me a man bun. I shake my head and look over at her. "Seriously you had to mess with my hair?" Of all the hairstyles she had to give me the worst one. "You're supposed to look like a stupid ass millennial hipster. Now come on I got breakfast burritos made let's go." I grab my keys, after the last time I drive now, I don't trust her driving skills. Plus, she totaled her car and kinda needs me to drive her around. I walk out of my room to see she had two coffee cups and two burritos in her hand waiting for me at the front door. She was like a dog wanting to go for a drive. 

-Gwen's P.O.V.- 

One perk of me being me, I had a lot of I.O.U.s, brownie points, and many favors from plenty of people and monsters. I didn't tell him what I did exactly, but I believed this was about to be a nice gesture for letting me mooch off him.  But what really excited me was meeting a creature I've never seen before. Dib expressed told me he was annoyed with the fact we were going and I wouldn't tell him what I was planning. "Why won't you tell me what you're up to?" He asks again and I say again. "It's a surprise trust me you'll wanna watch Zim unveil his creation." We finally make it into town and we pass by the art museum and see a giant statue of some sort covered in a sheet. Dib finds a parking spot and we followed the crowd and see Zim standing at a podium. "Hello fellow artist, I Shmim am here to show you what true art looks like." Everyone started clapping and I glance at Dib who was clutching his fists in anger. "He's going to kill everyone, Gwen..." I cross my arms and grin. "Just enjoy the show." Right before he could show his invention a group of construction workers and a few men in business suits show up and stopped him. "Sir you do realize your piece of art is placed on top of a busted sewer line. It needs to be dismantled or you will be arrested." "You cant do this to me Zi- I mean Shmim, I'm showing these fools what true art is. Don't be an h8ter." Zim shouts in his face and I glance at Dib who was giving me the biggest smile I ever have seen on him. He points at Zim and I stick my tongue out basically stating ya I had something to do with that. People were booing the men and the construction workers. "We also got  word you have a stolen item inside this, as long as you return it the owner won't press charges." Check and mate mother fucker, either have your machine gets destroyed or expose yourself to the world that your an alien. The look on Zim's face was nothing but pure rage, "Fine destroy my creation for now, but I Zi- Shmim will be back with something better that will be to die for." We all watch as the machine got gutted and a crystal got removed from the inside. 

I stare at Zim while he looks through the crowd and spots me and Dib. I quickly grab Dib and start kissing him hiding his face and mine. The only thing he could see was the back of Dibs head. Dibs eyes grew and his face turned completely pink, I glance over to see Zim wasn't looking at us anymore and I push Dib back. "Before you say anything that was a fake out make out, and second he almost saw us that's why I did that. Now let us go get my stolen crystal and we can go get some drinks to celebrate!" Once I seen Zim walk away I walk up to one of the construction workers who was secretly an ogre and he hands me the crystal and winks at me. "Thanks, Bones drinks on me next time I'm at the Drunken Leprechaun." I nod his helmet and grins, "Holding you to it girly." He says in his deep booming voice. I turn around and almost had a head-on collision with Zim. "You did this didn't you?" I talk in a high pitch voice with a French accent. "I don't know vhat you mean little green man." "You, your Dibs love pig aren't you. Make this known you sad female earth monkey. I will destroy you and that annoying Dib-stink." I grab him by the scarf around his throat and pull him close causing him to choke and whisper. "Try me space boy. I'm a lot scarier then you'll ever know. And I'm no ones love pig." I push him back to clap my hands together and grin. "I'm so glad I finally get to meet you though little green man, I hope ve meet again soon." I went back to my french accent and he rubs his throat then gives me a sinister smile. "I've met another worthy adversary, I'll enjoy killing you." I walk away to see Dib staring at me still blushing. I was wondering if he saw me threaten Zim, I ignored it and we walked together back to his car. 

-Dibs P.O.V.- 

She outsmarted Zim, she gave him a choice to either destroy his machine or prove to the world he was an alien. I was really starting to like her more and more now. "I can't believe one night of me getting my ass kicked, you took care overnight without even having to lift a finger." I was dumbfounded and so happy to see Zim's plan is foiled. I couldn't stop smiling I was so happy. "Call it payment for letting me stay at your house, and eat your food, and drink your booze." We were driving back to the Swollen Eyeball to turn in the teeth that she pulled out of those werewolves. "How did you even make that happen?" I was still floored by how she pulled that off. She puts her arms behind the headrest of my car and has a cheeky grin. "I got connections all over the map, and I just happen to cash in a few I.O.U.'s your welcome." She goes in her back pocket and grabs her little flask and takes a shot and hands it to me. I turn it down while I'm driving but I was ready to celebrate, nothing was more amazing than seeing Zim's face of utter disappointment. When we got to headquarters the parking lot was packed more than usual. "What the hell, was there a party and we weren't invited?" Gwen looks around at all the vehicles, it wouldn't surprise me if they did. 

"Come on let's go find Booty, then I got a bottle of some special scotch I think you might like." Her eyes lite up the moment I mentioned good booze. She really was an alcoholic. When we walked through the door we see a group of people and scientist crowed the front lobby. "What the fuck, they are having a party." I then overhear some of the people say "Gwen Goth." Apparently, she heard it too and when they said her name her face went pale. We somehow seemed to get a few people attended and the crowd started walking toward us. I was really confused, I look over at Gwen to see she was gone. I look up to see that I was surrounded by people within seconds, all of them were asking a million questions at once. "Is it true? Gwen's your partner?" "Have you hunted with her before?" "How many monsters has she killed?" "How come shes your partner?" "Aren't you that crazy alien guy?" Before I could answer any questions, agent Nessie and another man were next to him come walking up to me. He was wearing a button-up flannel, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He reminded me of a guy who lived on a farm. "So that bitch partner of yours is actually a big deal apparently. She's one of the best hunters around. Can't believe you of all people got a partner like her." Nessie yells at me and I look over at the man who I was assuming was his partner looked irritated with him. I ignored Nessie and held my hand out to the other man. "I'm Mothman it's nice to meet you." He takes my hand and shakes it. "Agent Bigfoot but the names Clay. Hunter from Kentucky, it's pleasure to meet you Mothman." He had a deep southern accent defiantly could tell he was from the south. "I hear ya got that Miss. Goth as a partner, I hear she's one hell of a huntress. Be nice to meet her, maybe get some tips too." He seemed like a friendly guy, I honestly felt bad for him to be stuck with Nessie. "She had something to take care of, sorry you guys just missed her." I honestly didn't know if she took the fangs to agent Booty or just got scared and ran away from the huge crowd. 

She really was a big deal, I couldn't believe these many people wanted to meet her. I finally see Booty making his way through the crowd and comes to grab me. "I need to have a word with Mothman, you all get to know each other and happy hunting." We quickly make it down a hallway and he leads me into a room where I see Gwen huddled in a corner looking petrified. "You didn't tell me you had fans." She glares her eyes at me and says, "I knew I had some admirers but this is just too damn freaky." Booty jumped in the conversation, "I wanted to see you two because Nessie has brought in something extraordinary." He stands by a tube with a sheet over it and he takes it off to show a small girl, with snow-white hair inside. As soon as Gwen saw her, her eyes raised for a moment, then she walked toward her and pressed her hand on the glass. This must be the vampire girl she's looking for. She looks at Booty and demeaned him. "Get her out now!"