My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Truth...

-Gwen's P.O.V.-

I was driving right behind Dib when we finally made it back to the house. I was still confused by the fake green dog, and still too embarrassed to face Dib. I drag myself out of my car and walk in the house then sat down on a bar stool in the kitchen. Dib comes in and sits next to me, then grabs an ashtray and pulls out his pack of smokes. He offers me one and I take it. I pull out my Zippo and lite my smoke then hand him the flame to light his cigarette. "That was my arch enemy's robot Gir, a sir unite made for him to help destroy the world. Zim is an alien from a planet called Irk. And I've been foiling his plans for years, he's tried countless times to take over the world since I was probably thirteen years old." He pulls out his phone and has several photos of a dude with green skin, no nose, no ears, black hair that looked like a wig, fake contacts, and wore a pink tunic. He also only had three fingers on both hands. I couldn't contain myself I sat my cig down in the ashtray and started laughing hysterically. "That's what I was expecting, you think I'm crazy too?" He gives me a dirty glare and I almost fell out of my chair from laughter.

"That's the most horrible disguise I've ever seen in my life. How the hell is he getting away with that, you literally have to be brain dead to buy that." He glares me down and almost yells. "Are you making fun of me?" I stop laughing and see he was actually getting pretty mad. I grab his phone and point the details out to him. "Look, I'll even prove it to you, you can still see a faded pink behind the contacts, that's clearly a wig I can see his antenna at the very corner of his hairline, he literally has no facial features. I'm not a doctor but you at least need one nose hole to breathe unless you're on a machine. He has no ears, not even an ear canal. Another thing, if you do a close up on your phone to his skin, he has absolutely no hair, not a single one. The only other thing he could possibly be is a lizard person. And yes they are real." I slide his phone back to him and hit my smoke. "I've been in the hunting game for a while now Dib, I look for little shit like that to point out whats, what. I told you I'm good at what I do and I wanna congratulate you. I've seen a lot of creatures in my life, but that is the first alien I've ever seen. I believe you, Dib and I don't think your crazy." What I said made him start tearing up. He hugs me tightly and mutters into my shoulder. "Thank you! I just wanted to hear that from someone else." I kinda froze in place, then ended up wrapping my arms around him.

"So here's another question, why was that robot following me and calling me your love pig?" I had to ask, and have him let go of me. It made me feel weird hugging him. "Zim's been spying on me and probably saw you walk in my house. And you've literally been the only other person to come here." "Wow, everyone really thinks your that crazy?" I felt like an asshole after that statement, but he just nods, "To a point, even I thought I was going insane." I was really starting to actually feel pity for him. I pat his shoulder and smile. "Well if this makes you feel better, I told people what I do for a living and got locked up in the looney bin. Long story short, something was killing the actual crazies in a psych ward told the therapist the truth of my whole life story and next thing I know I was locked up for two weeks. That was by far the worst birthday week I ever had in my life." I joked and chuckled at myself. "My dad bought me a car and gave me a birthday card telling me to get laid." We both couldn't help but laugh at each other. "God our lives are depressing." I say and Dib adds on, "Well at least they're exciting not many people fight aliens and monsters." He did make a vailed point.

After that once again back to awkward silence, "So how much of last night do you remember?" Dib brings up while smirking at me. "I....blacked out, I remember you buying me drinks after we got in that argument and I blinked and I woke up in your bed next to you without pants..." I said trying my damnedest not to blush but I was failing miserably. "I was going to be an asshole but your face is priceless enough. We didn't have sex, even though you kept asking for it." He smiles and I slam my head against the bar. "I'm not usually like that drunk, this is why I don't do tequila brings out my inner succubus." I mumble to the bar. "You also did make out with me and groped me. I tried to stop you but a man can only handle so much when an attractive girl throws herself at them. I've also never had a girl come on to me like that. Don't really score with the ladies when everyone thinks you a nut case." I was really curious then if he never got with a girl before. "Dib are you a virgin?" he blushes a little and stays quiet. "Well, fun fact... I'm a virgin too believe it or not..." He raises his eyebrow at me in disbelief. "Swear on my parents grave, yes I've made out, groped, and did other things not too proud of. But never had intercourse with another man. I never thought about ever really being with someone since one of these days I'm going to slip up and I will die from it." I also thought it would just be a distraction from my work.

Speaking of being distracted I still had to go hunt those werewolves down. "Shit, hey I gotta take care of something I might be gone for the night." I grab his phone and put all my new numbers in it. "Text all these numbers so I have yours I'll see you later." Hopefully, I'd see him again, he gives me a funny look and stands up. "Your going hunting for those three guys aren't you?" he asks while crossing his arms. "...Maybe..." I was hesitant on telling him the truth. "Let me come with you." I saw his shooting skills, but I wondered how his fighting was. Without warning, I tried to punch him in the side of the face and he held his forearm up and blocks it. I swing low and try to knock him off his feet and he jumps, I stand up and nod. "Ok, you can fight maybe... I'll consider..." I pull out a small pocket knife and come after him with it and he grabs my wrist and elbow and bends my arm to knock the knife out of my hand and grabs the knife he had it pressed against my throat. Again I was genuinely impressed, and here I thought he was just brains. He past the test, and he is my partner now. I sigh heavily and look him in the eye. "One more test, how do you kill a werewolf?" He lets me go and says, "Silver bullet to the heart if you can even get those kind of bullets, decapitation, burn alive at a stake, or spear to the throat. Personally, I've always wanted to try the gun out." My jaw dropped, who knew this guy was actually full of surprises.

"Alright you pass you can come with but I need to ask you something it's going to sound very odd." I hold my hand out for my pocket knife and he gives it back. "I need to find an abandoned building of some sort, I have to interrogate those guys for some information. After that we'll hand them over to the Swollen Eyeball." A grin grows on his face and he waves his hand to follow him. He ends up leading me to his basement once we got downstairs he flips a light on and I look around to see he had a second lab. He had three chrome tables with leather straps on them, two human-size tubes to fit bodies in, cabinets full of beakers and syringes. A body sized incinerator, and a giant cage that could fit over four people. And a computer with several huge monitors.

I went to the cage to exam the material it was made out of. The whole thing was cast iron, making it impossible for some monsters to be able to escape. "Will this work?" He asks and I smirked, "It'll do,  if its alright with you I have a few items I'd like to bring down here." By items, I meant my torcher devices. But this was the perfect place for me to get answers I needed. And I couldn't help but wonder why he even had some of these things in his basement. "If I didn't know you I'd think this is a mad scientist theme sex dungeon." I joke and he blushes again. I playfully punch his chest and ask. "Wanna help me get a few things out of my car?" 

We both go back upstairs and outside to my car. I pop open the trunk and at first it looks like trash bags full of cloths, as well as a few other miscellaneous things. I lift the secret compartment underneath and shows all my weapons I've stocked piled since I was a kid. I had damn near everything a hunter could ever need in a fight against anything. "You look like your ready for the apocalypse..." Dib jokes and holds up a jar of red liquid I quickly take it out of his hands and warn him. "Hey be careful that's virgins blood. Well its my blood but it took a lot to get that jar full." His eyes widen for a second, "Do I even wanna know?" I shake my head. "Nope!" I put the jar I had in my hands back and grabbed another one that had a sparkly silver color and had chunks of wolfsbane herb in it. "What is that?" he points at the jar and I shake it. "This is what will make those stupid bastards talk. Its melted silver and wolfsbane herb put it in a syringe, it will make any werewolf sing like a canary. Made it myself!" I was honestly proud of this concoction I invented. I hand Dib a gun and ask one more question. "So now that we're prepped, are you ready for your first hunt?" He opens the chamber checking the bullets then closes it back up, "I think I'm ready..."