My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Bond...

-Gwen's P.O.V.-

I wake up to my head pounding again, I had yet again another bad hangover. I quickly open my eyes to see Dib laying next to me and I look down to see we were both fully dressed this time. I sigh with relief, I really need to stop doing tequila shots. I look at Dib to see he was snoring away and I look around the room. I didn't remember much from last night other than getting free shots and drinks from everyone. And that awkward conversation of Dib having a crush on me, that was weird. Before I could get out of his bed and go sleep in mine I feel him wrap his arms around my waist and lay his head on my lap. I tensed up for a moment, I thought he was doing this on purpose, but I see he was still asleep. It felt different having someone this close to me. I didn't know if I should move or just let him sleep. While staring at him I couldn't help notice he had a very faint smile. I wasn't going to lie, it was actually kinda pleasant to have someone next to me. I'm sure he thought the same thing as well since we're both loners. I was hesitant but tempted to play with his hair. Also fascinated by how it went back to his usual hairstyle so quickly. I cave in and gently stroke his head and run my fingers threw his hair.

So this is what it's like to be comfortable with a person. It would be nice to be with someone, have a family, and live a normal life. But I know those are the things I could never have. I sigh heavily and lean back against the headboard of the bed still playing with Dib's hair. I've already accepted the fact I could never have a normal life. Even if I tried, I know I'd get pulled back in somehow. I feel Dib move around and I'm sure he was wondering what he was laying on. He feels my legs then looks up at me then jumps out of bed and holds his hands up. "I was asleep I didn't mean to be on you like that. Please don't punch me in the face!" Trying to defend himself and I started cracking up. I guess he didn't feel me play with his hair. "And a good morning to you too, and trust me if I wanted to punch you in the face I would have done it the minute you wrapped your arms around me." I get myself out of his bed and go toward my room. "I'm going to shower, after that, I'll cook us something to eat if you're hungry." "How about I cook us something this time." He suggested and I nod back. "Alright, I take my coffee with a shot of honey whiskey," I reply after I walk out of his room into my own.

-Dibs P.O.V.-

I honestly thought for sure she was going to beat the crap out of me for touching her like that, I didn't even mean to, it was involuntary. But, being next to her like that was rather enjoyable. I also could have sworn she was playing with my hair. I pat my head and shrugged. Must have been my imagination, she doesn't seem like the genital type. I could already imagine her pulling my hair violently. I headed for the kitchen to get started on some coffee and waffles.

After I got the coffee brewing I pull out some pancake mix and a waffle iron and start on breakfast. I also pull out a bottle of American Honey and put it by her usual spot. With the way she drank last night I'm sure she had a hangover and yet she still wants to drink. It's wasn't even nine in the morning yet. I also bet she doesn't remember anything again. She comes out with wet hair and wearing a black robe that she found in my closet. "Whats with you taking my cloths?" I ask and she shrugs, "Most of mine are still in my car, is this real silk?" "Why don't you unpack your cloths and put them in your room?" I really didn't care that she took my cloths just wondered why. She takes a coffee mug and fills it up then pours some whiskey. "Cause I'm extremely lazy. And I dont plan on living here for ever. Once I save up I'll get my own place or at least have enough to stay in as many hotels as I want. I'm sure your tired of me mooching off you by now." She had a guilty look on her face and takes another sip of coffee.

"You do know you can stay here as long as you like. It's not like I dont have enough space." I pointed out, She leans her head against her hand and sighs. "I know, I just feel bad." I toss a waffle on a plate and put it in front of her. "Well, you shouldn't, you always help everyone else why not let someone help you for once." She stays quiet and stares at her coffee. "By the way I'm guessing you dont remember last night again?" She slams her head on the bar. "What the fuck did I do this time?" I started chuckling and pulled out my phone to show her a video of her doing karaoke. She was singing I Miss the Misery by Halestorm. She blushes and tries to reach for my phone and I pulled it away. "Oh no, I'm keeping this, you did a good job singing that. Plus I find it extremely funny making you blush." I swipe threw my phone and seen we had pictures of us taken that I didn't even know about.

It didn't even look like I took these, after scrolling threw them I find a pic of Val holding up a peace sign. Well that answers that question, "turns out Val thought it'd be funny to steal my phone." I show Gwen the photos of us at the bar talking. She looks at them and started smiling. "Ya she's a little brat, she's also really good at picking pockets. I know cause she taught me." I raised my eyebrows. "How did a child teach you how to pick pockets?" "You do realize she's like over a hundred years old right?" She explains and I almost spit my coffee out.

While in the middle of breakfast we both hear one of the many phones that Gwen owns start playing a song. She bolts to her room to go answer it. While she was on her phone I look at mine and admire a picture of us smiling at each other. She did have a really pretty smile, shes funny, stupid strong for someone her size. She also hated Zim and helped me take him down, which that was a huge bonus. I stop myself and realized I was starting to develop feelings for her. "Whats with the goofy grin? Staring at a pretty girl or something?" Gwen sneaks up on me and I quickly lock my phone. "Something like that." I responded trying to play it cool. "Well we got a mission, I had a call from a hunter in Nevada. Apparently someone is sex trafficking humans and succubuses, again... Which works out cause I need to pick up a few things while were there anyways." I nod and finish my breakfast. "Just gotta pack a few things then we can leave." She grabs the bottle and heads out the door for her stuff.
While she was gone I went into my room to pack as well. I tried to distract myself from the thought of me having a crush on her. She pokes her head in my room again. "You almost done?" I finish throwing some cloths in a bag and zip it up. "Ya, I think I got what I need." I throw my bag over my shoulders and she fist pumps the air. "Road trip! Also bring lots of singles, you'll need it." She suggested then winked at me and I raise my eyebrow in suspicion.

"You do know my father owns a private helicopter we could just fly there and save the time." Her jaw drops after I said that. "Who the hell is your dad Professor Membrane or something?" I tilted my head at her and replied. "Actually yes. My name is Dib Membrane." Her eyes were as big as dinner plates. "Wait, your father is the professor Membrane, the famous scientist?" I nodded and she stares at me dumbfounded. "No wonder your stupid rich." I just shrugged, "it has its perks." "I'm surprised your not drowning in pussy by gold diggers." She elbows my arm and i just shook my head. "Like I told you before, I'm known for being insane, and again that doesn't exactly scream fuckable." She pats my shoulder and says, "Bitches man, bitches. But if this makes you feel any better I don't think your bat shit crazy. Hell if anyone crazy in this room it's me." She tries to cheer me up and it worked. I put my hand on her head and smile at her and she playfully pushes my arm away from her head and punches my chest lightly.

I tell her, "I dont think your crazy either, I met a guy once who was stuck in a Mr Cluckys outfit and thought he was chicken foot. He was just some gross idiot stuck in a costume. But I will say your driving skills do scare me." She pouts at me and crosses her arms. "One time I run over werewolves and you think I'm a bad driver. I saved your life your welcome." She sticks her tounge at me. I poke her forehead and rub in her face. "More like I saved you, weren't for me that pretty face of yours would have been mauled off." Her cheeks turn red when I called her pretty and I didnt realize I said it till afterwards, and again surprised she didnt punch me in the face. "I'm not pretty, Im dark, brutal, and filled with hatred. Mention my name and monsters tremble in fear." She continued pouting and I pat her head again. "Ok Gwen." I know for a fact she has a scary side, I mean she did destroy a dudes dick with a hammer. She also had this problem of punching first and asking questions later. But lately when it's just us it's like her walls slowly go down more and more.

I pull out my phone to call my father, "Hey dad, cool if I use the helicopter?" My father asks if it was to save the world. "No its not for save the world from Zim purposes. A friend and I wanna go to Vegas." His voice perks up and he asks me if my friend is a female. "Yes she's a girl..." He agrees to let me use it and adds at the end, "Dont scare her away with your insane stories, have a good time son, love you. Get laid." "Thanks dad, love ya too." I hang up and I see Gwen covering her mouth trying not to laugh. Pretty sure she heard the last part, she elbows me again and says. "Well we are going to the City of Sin why not lose your virginity there." She teases and I give her an annoyed look. "Why dont you then?" She shuts up and grabs me by the collar of my lab coat and drags me out of my room. "Come on four eyes..." She mutters and I give her a cheeky grin.