My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Talk...

-Dibs P.O.V.-

I stared at my phone wondering if I should text Gwen or leave her alone. I slam my head on the bar and let out a heavy sigh. "What's the matter Dib worried about your love pig?" Zim jokes and I glare at him. "Why are you still here? And quit calling her that she's not my girlfriend!" I say and honestly wondered why he was still at my house. He crosses his arms and replies back, "I'm still here for your so called whiskey." He takes the bottle from my hand and drinks it. "This is amazing, we don't have these kind of drinks on Irk." He admits without realizing.

I had a chance to pry information out of Zim, but I was more worried about Gwen. I just wanted to talk to her and fix things between us. Zim pats my back and laughs, "You need to, as you humans say, cold in and enjoy some of this drink." I shifted my eyes at him and corrected his sentence, "it's chill out..." I take the bottle from him and finish the last of it. I was starting to feel really intoxicated. And because of that I decided to send Gwen a text. "Are you ok?" I waited for a respond but got nothing back. I hope she wasn't doing anything too crazy.

Zim kept trying to talk to me and oddly enough trying to cheer me up. Which was weird, also kept bringing up stuff from the past. He stopped talking when we heard the door open and I see Gwen, but her hoodie was torn up and she was grinning ear to ear.  "Where did you go?" I asked and she kept smiling. "I went on a hunt with Chucho and Rose, drugged out vamps, had to take some cocaine to lure them out, it was fun I got two of them for Booty, hey let's go on a run, or maybe do some exercises." She was talking so fast I didn't think she even took a breath. Wait, did she just say she was on coke?

"Your on cocaine?" I finally say and she nods her head vigorously. "Had to lure out the drug vampires with a blood and drug cocktail. It was awesome let some steam out, it was well needed." She still kept talking so fast it was hard to understand her. I put my hands on her shoulder. "Breath Gwen, why the hell would you do something so crazy and reckless like that. And you drove my car while you were on drugs?" She shakes her head.  "No Rose drove me here." After she said that I see Rose walk into my house and looks around seeming rather impressed. She tosses me my keys and says, "Nice place Dib, can we have a chat?" She grins at me and my face went pale and my buzz quickly died. 

"Hey Zim wanna wrestle?" Gwen asks and before Zim could say anything she tackles him and had him in a choke hold. While they were distracted I went into the living room and talked with Rose. "So why is my baby girl upset?" She flashes her yellow eyes and my and I gulped and tried to explain what happened. I ended up telling her everything about Zim and Tak being aliens and how I found Taks ship. I also explained the part where she forced a kiss on me in front of Gwen to intentionally make her mad and ruin my chances with her. After I told Rose the truth she held her mouth with both hands and started tearing up. "My baby girl's in love!" She finally says and that confused the hell out of me. "Wait, what?" Were the only words that I could think to say.  I knew she liked me but in love? There was no way, Gwen doesn't like to get attached.

"I'll let you in on a little secret honey, you should know by now Gwen has a hard time showing emotions. She definitely has attachment issues, but you can't blame her,  a lot of the closes people to her died in front of her eyes. But here's what I'm courious about, has she been more open to you, actually show her emotions?" She asks while glancing at Gwen beating up Zim. But now that I think about it, compared to when I first met her and now, she has shown me a sides of her I never thought existed. "Ya, she has seemed more comfortable around me lately." She looks back at me and winks. "So you also know by now Gwen gives zero fucks about anything unless it involves saving lives and booze. So the fact she got jealous that another girl has a crush on you, well, that should tell you how much she really cares about you. And for the record I know she cares about you because we were all ready to kill you when she came by upset about something. Now I know why, she's jealous and doesn't know how to handle it."

I got concerned when she said they were ready to kill me. But I was more excited when she said that Gwen might actually love me. "Oh the guys are going to laugh when I tell them about this." She chuckles and heads for the door. "Gwen I'm leaving sweetie don't do anything I wouldn't do." Gwen yells back, "That doesn't leave me much to do!" Rose looks at me one more time before she heads out. "Take care of my troubled child." With that she shuts the door and I felt like I could breath again.

I walk back into the kitchen and watched Gwen continue beating Zim up. I check the time to see it was almost midnight and yawned. Gwen stops and stands next to me. Zim also got off the ground and dusted himself off. "You got lucky human!" He shouts at Gwen and she sticks her tongue out. "Nah, you just suck." She mocks him and he got annoyed. "I gotta leave anyways, I gotta go back before Girl destroys my lab again." He waves bye and walks out the door. Leaving Gwen and I alone together. 

She seemed a little more calm now than before. She glared at me and finally asks, "What were you and Rose talking about?" She asks and I blushed a little. "She just asked me why you seemed upset." She raised her eyebrow at me. "I'm fine, they don't need to know every little thing that goes on in my life." She turns away from me and I stand behind her and hug her. "You're not fine, you're acting jealous." She tenses up and growls. "I'm not jealous! I could careless about that fucking blue haired alien cunt, stupid bitch with British accent trying to fucking act cute with you." I started to chuckle when she was working herself up. "What's so damn funny?" She snaps and I point at her and say, "You, you're cute when your jealous." She continues growling. "I'm not jealous!" I kiss her cheek and she rubs it off. "I like you Gwen, I don't care for Tak. I've always liked you, you shouldn't feel threatened by her." I tried to comfert her, but she was being stubborn. "Why didn't you push her away when she kissed you then?" She throws that in my face and I turned her around and made her look at me.

"She caught me by surprise. It's not like I wanted to kiss her." She then rolls her eyes which irritated me. "Besides were not dating so why are you so worked up about this?" I reminded her she blushed and screamed. "I'm not worked up! It's the cocaine!" Her tone made it sound like she was lying, I sigh and rub the brim of my nose. "Gwen, I know your lying and I know your pissed off about the situation. Just please know all I care about is you." After I said that she drops her shoulders and takes a deep breath. "By the way there's two vamps in the back of your car for Agent Booty. I was going to go drop them off, but if you wanna you can tag along." She tells me and I pull out my keys. "Come on let's get going then. After that I wouldn't mind getting some sleep before tomorrow's award ceremony for my father." Which I was dreading.

-Gwen's P. O. V.-

I was in the car with Dib and we were almost at headquarters. I was starting to feel the coke wear off and exhaustion hit me like a train. Sleep didn't sound like a bad idea, also nervous about going to this award thing with Dib. Especially since I don't dance, "You're being unusually quiet again. Something wrong?" Dib asks while watching the road and I sigh. "Just nervous about tomorrow, well I should say today." As I glance at the time, it was one o'clock in the morning. "Well at least you dad doesn't go around and tell everyone you're insane." I threw back some dark humor at him. "That's cause my dad's dead." That shut him up real quick.

We made it to the parking lot and it was pretty empty this time. We get out of the car and drag the wrapped up bodies out of the trunk and inside the building. Both vamps we're still knocked out cold. When we walked inside we see Booty talking to a few other scientists. I whistle to catch his attention. He glances at us and sees we brought him some specimens and a grin grew on his face. "Well done Mothman and Black Cat. But, why do they look so sick?" He asks while examining them. "They were vampires who were starving and ended up drinking meth heads and heroin junkies blood. Now they're junkies, and will do anything for blood that has drugs in it. So be very careful and keep them tied up." I explain and he looked fascinated.

"This will be fun to test out. Thank you again." He hands us a small yellow envelope that was thick and full of money. "I love my job." I say while counting my cash. "Is there anything else?" Dib asks and Booty shakes his head. "I'll let you know if we need something. Keep up the good work you two." He praises us, we then take our leave to go home and pass the fuck out.