My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Blue Hulk...

-Gwens P.O.V.-

I was strolling down the street smoking a cigerette in a damn good mood for once. Finally, walked into a run down pawn shop called, Fistfull of Pesos. When looking around I see a bunch of useless junk, cheap watches and jewels. Some crappy guns on the wall and some guitars in the corner. I ring the little bell on the front desk and a guy with a half shaved hair wearing leather comes up. "Gwen, long time no see. You got my money finally?" Damien was a hunter, but also had the best gear out of anyone I knew. I also owed him a  a bit of money from the last time I came threw. I throw him a wad of hundreds in a bundle and he snatches it in the air. "Got any new pieces?" I ask and he grins, "I actually just got something a few weeks back and saved it just for you." I was so excited he went into the back room and I leaned against the counter. While waiting I felt my body tingle in a weird way like I was getting high then a flashing light blinded me.

Next thing I know I was teleported, to a totally different area. I blink and was staring at Zim but he was exposed, with no disguise. He and a bunch of frightened aliens were huddled in the corner looking petrified. "What the fuck? What the hell are you doing here Zim? And where the hell am I?" They all point behind me and I turn around to see. Dib, but it wasnt him, he was huge, muscular, and blue. I look back at Zim and grab him by the collar of his tunic and slam him against the wall. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO DIB!" Before he answered I started punching him in the face. "Quit hitting me you hideous human, and save us." Dib was throwing stuff and round and crushing things like the real Hulk. I take a deep inhale and stand in front of him and whistle loud enough to get his attention. "Dib! Come here!" I was praying to God he recognized me. He turns around and almost threw a cabinet at me till he realized it was me and stops what he was doing and does what I said. Which surprised me it worked, I sigh with relief. He sits down and gives me a guilty look for almost crushing me. I point up and he sets his hand down gently, I look to see I was the size of his hand and I jump on it and he lifts me to his face. "Did you try to go out on your own to fight Zim again while I was gone?" He shakes his head and pointed at Zim. "He did." Dib mutters making short sentences, and I glare at Zim. "Kill Zim?" He asks and I pat his face and say, "No, no kill Zim they need to cure you first, then we kill Zim." I look back at Zim and the aliens as they stare at me in awe that I calmed him down when they couldn't. "How are you able to control him?" Zim asks and I yell back, "FIND A DAMN CURE RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I WILL HAVE HIM CRUSH YOU ALL TO DEATH!" The aliens eyes widen and they all stumbled over each other trying to get out the door to make a cure. Zim stares at me looking scared as ever but also looked impressed, "Again how are you able to control him? I made it to where he should only be listening to me and instead he attacked me." Dib growled at him and I pat the side of his face. "Easy big boy, truth be told I didn't expect him to actually listen to me." Which really I didn't I just tried to talk to him and hoped for the best. "Gwen friend, Zim not friend." Dib tries explaining and I say back to Zim. "Well, theres your answer, he remembers me and remembers how much he hates the shit out of you." I stick my tongue out at Zim. "What were you even planning?" I asked and he explains me he was going to make Dib into a slave and have him kill me. Dib growls at him again and I did what I could to keep him calm. "Calm down Dib, his plan didn't work you haven't hurt me. I'll make sure they fix you."

Shortly after a small group of aliens came by holding a syringe full of some type of weird green liquid. I tell Dib to set me down and I snatch it from its hands. I wave Dib down to lower himself, he was hesisant when he saw the needle. "Hey, hey, take it easy, this is going to fix you, I wont make it hurt." He listens and lowers himself so I could put it in his neck. I was careful not to make it hurt so he wouldn't get upset and lash out. I stick the needle in and push the liquid in his body. He started groaning and grunting but he was shrinking. Shortly after he finally transformed back to his old self and collapse on the ground. His cloths we're torn and he was out like a light. I pick him up and carry him on my back. "Take us back to the hotel we were at now." I demained and before Zim could say anything one of the aliens slams a button and teleported us back into our room. I carefully put Dib on one of the beds and watched him sleep. "Jesus fuck, and they say I'm a handful." I say out loud knowing hes not listening. I'd have to check on him when he wakes up hopefully he doesnt go Hulk again. I also remember that Damien was wanting to sell me something at the pawn shop. I had to hurry before he closed. I bolted out the door and ran down the street. I was going to be pissed if the place closed.

-Dibs P.O.V.-

I blinked seeing I was back in the hotel room, I jump up and look around. I swore I was on a space ship and Zim turned me into a monster. My head started pounding and I held it and groaned. Was that all just a crazy dream? I hear the door open and I see Gwen come in with a guitar case in her hand. She sets it down and rushes toward me. "Hey you ok? How do you feel?" I look down and notice my cloths were torn to shreds. "That wasnt a dream was it?" She laughs and pats my shoulder. "Glad your back to yourself, although that Hulk version of you could have totally helped on hunts." "Thats not funny I could have killed you. I had no control over myself." I warned her and she pokes my forehead. "But you didn't so." Then sticks her tongue out at me and flicks my forehead. "Your too reckless you know that." "Get use to it!" She shouts while going back for her guitar case. She tosses it on the bed and opens it up. She pulls out a rusty sycal and eyeballs it like a normal girl would to diamonds. "Why are you so happy about a old gardening tool?" I had to ask this thing didnt look that special, but then again she did love sharp objects. "This my friend isn't just a tool, this is one of deaths scyths it can kill ANYTHING! Including Death himself, I'm naming him The Exicutionar." She starts polishing it and I peek in her case to see she bought a lot more weapons, some weird spices, bullets, and a thirteen inch tablet with a stylest.

"Thats for you, it has a library dedicated to all things paranormal and supernatural already preprogrammed. It can help you organize the data you collect, and should help you with your studies. And this way you don't have to keep carrying that note pad everywhere." She tells me while still playing with her new toy. "Thanks." I pull it out and turn it on. It was a really nice gesture for her to do that for me.

"Hey get dressed were going out tonight." She gives me a crazy smile and I was really starting to worry about what she was planning. "I hope you have lots of ones, oh and try not to be too prude tonight. You need to be a little, more of a guy with where we're going." She really enjoyed getting under my skin. She goes in the bathroom to put on another disgues. I quickly got dressed myself and put on dress pants a blue button up and put on my black Rolex watch. Gwen comes out of the bathroom in a tan over coat covering her whole body, wearing fake lip and nose rings and wearing a wavy black wig. "So where are we going?" I finally ask and she smirks.

"I know a chick who owns a strip club, place is called the Sin Bin she's already expecting us. Were going there tonight to gather information under cover." I've never been to a strip club before, this will be interesting. "You sit by other customers and eavesdrop or try to bribe the dancers out if information." She then hands me an ear piece, "We can contact each other with these incase shit hits the fan and one of us needs back up." "Ok so I'm acting as a customer, where will you be?" I was afraid to ask and she gives me a devious smile. "Dont worry I'll make a grand entrance later on."