My Crazy Partner (Dib x Oc) (Invader Zim Fan Fiction)

The Sweet Revenge...

-Gwen's P. O. V.-

I was ready to embrace Deaths cold ice grip, until I heard a thud and saw Dib collapse to the floor. To my surprise I see Gordon standing there smirking at me. My heart dropped and I felt like I could breath again. "You looked to be in some trouble Miss. Goth." I sigh with relief and thanked him up and down. "I could kiss you Gordon, but how did you know I was here?" He smirks and points to his chess. "Your ticker, I could sense your heart racing more so than usual so I wanted to come check on you. Good thing I did." Gordon then searches Dibs pockets for the keys to the cuffs. He finds them and helps free me and I rub my sore wrists. "So what happened here I thought the boy was in love with you?" I pick Dib up and throw him on the mind control device and explain to Gordon. "Ya about that, one of the actual aliens brainwashed him into believing I was one and he tried to kill me because of it. Do me a favor, let's not tell anyone about this." The last thing I needed was everyone jumping down Dibs throat for trying to kill me.

When I had him in the machine I went to the controls and tried to figure out how to make him regain his memories of me. "Shit I'm terrible with technology, Dib's usually the one good at this kind of thing." I seen a knob saying forget and the other side saying remember and a keyboard. I switch the knob to remember and typed my name in. Then flipped a switch that turned the machine on. I bright light came from the machine and I heard Dib screaming. I quickly switch it off and stand in front of him. 

I shake him and yell in his face "Wake up four eyes and please tell me you remember who I am." He blinks his eyes. "Gwen why the hell are you yelling at me? And of course I know who you are I can't forget your loud voice." I hug him as tight as I could happy he was back to his old self. "Thank god, you were brainwashed thinking I was an alien." He pulls me back and looks at me and notices the cut on my cheek. "Did I-" "Try to kill me again? Yes, yes you did. But Thanks to Gordon he stopped you." He had a look of utter guilt on his face and holds me close to him. "I'm so sorry..." He mutters to my shoulder. I pull him away and ask, "Do you remember trying to kill me? Or remember anything I said to you?" He shakes his head. "No I don't, why, what did you say to me?" He asks and I was dumbfounded. I finally openly admitted that I loved him back and he doesn't remember me saying it.

I felt my face get hot and just pat his shoulder. "Nothing important." I lied and Gordon started chuckling. Which ment he heard everything. "Wait, what did you say to me? I know you're lying and your face is red." He points out and I turn away from him. "I didn't say anything important, now come on let's go stop Zim and Tak." Quickly trying to change the subject. "Tell me what you said." He demanded. "I said you hit like a bitch." Which was true I did tell him that. 

"I hate to interrupt the lovers quarrel, but you have company coming this way." Gordon points at the door. "How many people?" "One human and those two aliens are headed this way." "I'll take it from here Gordon, thanks again, but you should probably get out of here before anyone sees you." I turn around to see he was already gone. I heard voices right outside the door and I pull Did in front of me and say, "Follow my lead." I start making out with him and let him rest his hand on my chest. Making it look like we were about to do some very inappropriate things to each other. "I've been hearing loud noises outside this door Professor Membrane. Almost like people are being murdered." I hear Tak's voice and they open the door seeing Dib and I making out and groping each other. Zim and Tak's jaws dropped when they saw I was still alive.

We both stop and blushed while fixing ourselves. "Well now, that explains the noises. Son I'm very happy that you found a woman who doesn't think your insane but please try to show some self control while your here." Dib nods and clears his throat. "Yes father sorry about that." Once his father left it was just Tak, Zim, Dib and I in the room. "How the hell are you still alive?" Zim hisses and I say back, "Surprise bitch! I'm harder to kill then a cockroach." Which I was starting to believe was true, especially with how many near death incidents I've had. 

Dib went straight for Zim and they were fist fighting each other and bashing against everything. During the commotion I had Tak pinned to the wall with her hands behind her back. I slap on the cuffs and kicked her to the ground. "Let me go or I swear on Irk you'll pay." I pull her hair and make her look at me. "You know I could kill you very easily right now but I think it'd be much more fun torching you. I'm curious how your screams are compared to all the ones I've heard. Does it sound like a high pitch bug killing itself in a zapper because I always thought that was an interesting noise." She tries to act brave but her eyes were filled with absolute fear. "You honestly believe I'm scared of a pathetic creature like you?" She spits in my face and I drag her to the mind control device. "I have plenty of ideas on how to make you scream for mercy, making weird creatures such as yourself suffer an agonizing death is actually kinda my forte. Knowing briefly about your back story, I think the worst kind of Hell for you would to believe your Zim's love pig." I give her a devious grin and she started thrashing around screeching and hissing.  She was begging me to just kill her on the spot. She even said she would leave Earth and never come back. 

I just smile the whole time I go to the controls and type in hatred for Zim. Then switch the knob from remember to forget. I wave my hand while she screamed bloody murder and pull the switch down.  Like before a bright light came from the machine. When the light faded I see Tak sitting in the chair almost lifeless. I deleted what I previously wrote and type in the machine, madly in love with Zim then turn the knob once more to remember. After the light faded I walk in front of Tak to see how well the machine worked. She didn't even look like she was breathing, I slap her in the face a few times and still wouldn't wake up.

"Well fuck, I think I killed Tak by accident. This sucks ass, I was hoping to watch her suffer." I say and see Dib and Zim we're still going back and forth beating each other. I grab the nearest blunt object with was near me. Which happened to be crow bar. I smack Zim in the head knocking him out cold. I held my hand out to Dib and he takes it. I pull him up from the ground and he dusts himself off. I poke Zim's face with the tip of the crow bar and see a nasty baseball sized knot on the side of his head as well as some oozing slim. "Did you kill him too?" Dib examines Zim while he was unconscious and I shrugged. "I don't know, but personally I'm more curious is to why there's a crow bar in here." Dib points to the crate in the opposite side of the room. "Oh" I mouthed while feeling a little stupid. "I finally have a chance to take him in the Swollen Eyeball and prove to everyone aliens exist and I'm not insane." Dib had a look of triumph, like after a long hard fight he finally got a win.

 I however, had something better in mind. "We could do that, but just throwing this out there, we also have a mind control device at our disposal. From what you told me about Tak despising Zim I thought the best way to get back at her was make her in love with him. Just saying, this is an opportunity to get payback." Dibs eyebrows grew at my idea, "Most of your ideas are usually terrible, but this one might be your best." We get Tak out of the machine and place Zim in the chair. I let Dib mess with the controls this time. I'm sure he had something special in mind for Zim. I see Dib flip the switch and when the light faded we see Zim blinking his eyes.

"Hello fellow humans! What do you want Zim to do?" Zim had a derpy smile and I gave Dib a questionable look. "What did you do to him?" Dib fixes his glasses and explains. "I made him not want to destroy the Earth and be our personal slave. If I want to get revenge on him I think this would be the best method to do it." We hear a faint grunting noise and look to see Tak was waking up. The minute she laid eyes on Zim she went rushing toward him. She was rubbing her self all over him and purring just like a cat. Dib fell to the floor laughing at the site. The minute he stops laughing he warns me. "If she ever wakes from this mind control she will try to kill you for this." I held my hand up for a fist bump and when he tap his fist against mine all I responded was, "Totally worth it, that's what that bitch gets for fucking with my man." Dib tilts his head at me and restated, "My man?" My whole body tensed up and I tried to correct myself. "I didn't say that, I meant partner."