Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

What is Sleep?

2:53 am
Hey Alex
Dude what the hell it's 3 am
Oh you actually sleep
And you don't?
Only during the day
Don't you have work? Or school?
What do you want anyway?
Oh I was wondering if you liked Fall Out Boy
Yes I like fall out boy but that can wait until tomorrow, can't it?
It is tomorrow
Fuck off
Someone's cranky
Yeah Jack
It's three in the fucking morning
I'd like to be asleep
Do not disturb mode is a thing
And you didn't have to respond
Okay so I wasn't really sleeping
I fucking knew it you fucking liar
It's cool tho we're still friends
We were never friends in the first place
We're friends
So what were you doing at three am before I texted you?
Jerking off to anything interesting?
Nah I do that when my roommate's not here
I was looking up stuff about space
Oooh a space nerd
Anything good?
Aliens are real and you can fight me
Nah dude I agree 100%
I dislike you less
I'm just going to assume you've accepted the fact that we're friends now
No
Boo

3:02 am
So what were you doing before you texted me at 3 am
Woah you actually want to know about my life??
Have we slipped into another reality?
Are you on drugs
Nah
So what were you doing
Staring at the wall and wondering why no one likes me
It's because you're fucking annoying.
I feel so loved. :,)
Okay, but do you really think no one likes you? Because I'm sure that's not true.
This girl who kissed me three times gave me a fake number
Sorry if I think no one likes me
Oh
Yeah that's rough
To be fair, texting "hola mi amor" is kinda creepy
Especially sending it as the first text
That's true
But I told her I spoke Spanish
She was kinda ugly anyway
That's kinda shallow
She's still a person
Yeah but it's easier for me to get over it if I act like she's kinda ugly
She's actually really attractive
Well maybe she gave you the wrong number on accident
I asked her friend and she said the girl had a boyfriend.
She's not worth it.
Maybe you'll find a nice person who actually likes you.
You must be pretty damn attractive tho if an attractive girl wants to kiss you 3 times
Nah I'm ugly as fuck
Well I don't know what you look like so
It's three am I'm not sending pics
I don't want pics.
Good cuz I'm not sending any
Thank you
Now ima send pics because you're grateful that I'm not
You're a little shit
Fuck off

3:26 am
I can't find one where I don't look like shit
Oh you were looking at pictures
I thought you went to sleep
Nah
I told you I only sleep during the day
That's really unhealthy
And I bet you don't look like shit in every picture.
Nah just the ones where I'm not shirtless
Are you implying that you look more attractive without a shirt on
No
I probably look worse without a shirt on
I just try harder to look better in pictures where I'm not wearing a shirt
I guess that makes sense
Sort of
So what do you do for fun
I'm in college
Do you really think I have free time
That's a mood
But seriously tho
I dunno. Sleep?
I'm in college. I sleep every chance I get.
MOOD
Chill with the moods bro
It's 3 am
You're 3 am
Is that supposed to be an insult
I don't know
I don't think I've slept in days
Mood
Bro

3:32 am
Well I'm going to sleep
Night
It's so nice of you to say goodnight to me
You must consider us friends then ;)
Good night Jack
Good night Alex ;)