1:37 am Do you think stars have feelings? Okay three things: 1. You're texting me first??? 2. Are you high? And 3. No because stars are made of gases I think so they don't have brains or feelings. They're technically inanimate I think. Okay I'm not high I'm texting you first because I can't sleep and my computers slow for some reason And stars could totally have feelings even though they're inanimate objects Maybe all inanimate objects have feelings No But how do you know They're inanimate The definition of inanimate is an objects that can't think or feel or move I'm gonna look it up rn
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It says nothing about a lack of feelings Insentient
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Fuck you I mean if you want to Still don't know what you look like though I don't know what you look like either And if you want to have sex you have to buy me dinner first But I'm broke Guess you're sleeping alone then You're so mean to me I don't know you But we're friends And friends don't sleep with each other Actually friends with benefits are a thing I've always used the term fuck buddies It's the same thing Yeah
3:51 am So it's like 4 am So Send me pictures of your face I wanna know who you are No Why Because I'm still not sure if you're a serial killer or not I told you about about my struggle with the cute boy Ohhh did you talk to him No my next class with him isn't til tomorrow Are you gonna talk to him? I still don't know how I feel I think it might just be a casual thing like "oh you have a cute face but... no boobs." Okay I get your obsession with boobs But you gotta understand that dicks are great too I feel like you're trying to convert me Maybe a little but no Your sexuality is entirely your decision I'm more just defending my sexuality Haha okay But tell me about the guy Shouldn't you be sleeping I could ask you the same questions now tell me about the guy Ughhhhh fine okay So he's super cute right And I've seen him wearing band shirts and he looks so good in pajama pants and flip flops for some reason One time he fell asleep during a lecture and he was so adorable You're gonna hate me but I ship it What does that even mean Oh no You poor innocent child You- You have been talking to me for the past few days Right It's because you're so young I'm not even a year younger than you You poor thing Tell me what it means you potato Did you just call me a potato I was gonna call you a dick but I wasn't sure if that would go over well We're friends but idk if you're cool with calling each other names I'm pretty sure I've called you names before dipshit Fuck off You're cool and I like talking to you Sorry if I don't want to screw this up I screw too many things up I'm sure you don't screw up that much I've screwed up every relationship I've ever been in because emotions are hard Yeah well Same Is that why you have no friends Okay that was kinda rude Sorry Nah I kinda walked into that But you probably just haven't found the right person Maybe the cute boy is the right person Do you know his name? No Aw I was hoping to stalk his Facebook or something Don't be that guy I won't I was just kidding You can stalk his Facebook yourself I won't tho But you could I'm not even gonna talk to the guy Aw why Because he's probably straight What kind of clothes does he wear? Idk he shows up to lectures wearing pjs all the time And can you really tell who's gay by their clothes? Depends. Also same. About the pjs all the time thing Honestly me too
4:15 am Are you tired because I'm not Wanna meet up somewhere? We might live close to each other Not ready to meet you Still trying to convince myself you're not gonna kill me I'm not a murderer Yeah okay Go to sleep Can't Why I have a huge test tomorrow So? Isn't it better to try and sleep so you don't fall asleep? Or maybe you should be studying?? I have been studying for the last five hours and I know most of the material but anxiety is evil Ah That's lame Yeah well Tell me a story Hahaha what Tell me about that girl who gave you my number Ugh why Because I wanna know how bad you are at flirting I didn't even have to flirt she just walked up to me one day and kissed me Then she walked away And she did it two more times and on the third time I was like "Hey what's your phone number" and she gave me your number Cool Cool Now go to sleep I can't But Alex! The test! You need sleep! I'll live But Alex! You'll fall asleep during the test! Dude But Alex! Fine I'll go to sleep but only cuz you're annoying But Alex! Shut the fuck up right fucking now or I swear to god I will block you Jeez You're scary when you're tired Sorry Nah it's cool I'm annoying Okay I want to protest But I am exhausted So good night Night! ;)
