Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

McDonald's

11:23 am
LEX GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
No
BUT LEX THIS IS EXCITING GUESS
I don't have to fucking guess Jack
It's Sunday
NO YOU HAVE TO GUESS
Wtf do you think I'm going to guess? It's Sunday.
GUEESSSSSSSS
Ugh fine
Idk Jack is it Thursday?
NOPE
IT IS SUNDAY
Why weren't you this excited when we met up the first time
BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME WE WEREN'T GOING SOMEWHERE SUPER FUCKING COOL
WHERE ARE WE GOING
ITS A SURPRISE
Dammit
WAIT ARE YOU DRIVING TO MCDONALDS RN
No I took the bus
WAIT IS THAT YOU
I'm still on the bus Jack
OH WAIT NO THATS RIAN
wow
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING YOU DONT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE RIAN
Yeah okay
Hey this is Rian I took Jack's phone
Hi
You're not gonna like murder him are you
HAHAHAHAHA
...?
Sorry
We had this whole thing where I thought he was a murderer for like a month
Oh
Cool
But seriously if you hurt him I will break you
Okay
Hey it's Jack again
Sorry Rian's being a dick
He's usually pretty nice
Nah it's cool
I've been threatened by lots of people before
Why
That's a good question
OH MY GOD IS THAT YOU
Still on the bus Jack
NO THAT IS YOU WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME
I'm not
DUDE IM GONNA FUCKING SLAP YOU OMG
Oh hey when did I get off the bus
STOP TEXTING ME AND GET OVER HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Haha okay