Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

Does This Weekend Work?

4:25 pm
Dude hey so Zack said he's going to punch you in the face when he sees you
Wait I get to meet Zack? Do I get to meet you too?
Did you miss the part where I said he was going to punch you
Remember when I said he was super muscular
You are going to die
I'm not gonna die
But I'd be honored if Zack punched me in the face as long as I get to meet you
Ha
Yeah sure does this weekend work?
Wait seriously
Yeah I'm not in school anymore and I honestly kind of want to die so if you're a murderer then whatever
I'm a little concerned about the whole wanting to die thing but I'll choose to ignore that for now because apparently I get to meet you and I'm super excited about it
Haha okay well I have work on Saturday until 5 but I don't have anything on Sunday
Awesome
We can meet on Sunday at like noon and maybe eat lunch or something
Am I meeting Zack too or just you
Just me. Zack's busy with his girlfriend all the time so
Sounds lame
Meh
But hey you get to meet me
Yeah I can't wait holy shit
I don't know what I'm going to wear
Uh... clothes? I might show up in pjs so don't be surprised
I like your pjs
Okay well now I might just wear whatever I find on the floor that day
Just to spite you
Nooooo
I'll wear pjs if you do
We could meet up at ihop for breakfast in our pjs it'll be fun and we'll eat pancakes and stuff too
Isn't it ihob now
Oh shit you're right
Why are they suddenly the international house of burgers tho
Like it's always been pancakes with them
Ikr
We should go to Denny's cuz I'm mad at ihob
But if you wanna meet up for breakfast in pjs then that's chill
Meet at Denny's at 10 on Sunday?
Sure the one near the school, right?
Yup
Cool
Cool

5:02
Well this is awkward
It's only awkward if you make it awkward
And you just made it awkward
Thanks for that
Boi
It was awkward and you know it
Okay but only because I don't know what we can and can't talk about
Uh??
We can talk about literally whatever??
I don't understand???
No like
I don't know what to talk about because I want to forget the last two weeks but it happened and it sucked and now we know we like each other and idk why we said we'd forget it
If you wanna talk about it we can
We can call the breakfast thing on Sunday a date if you want ;)
I think we should talk about this first
Cuz we kinda addressed the fact that we have feelings for each other but we never really talked about it
Sure
Cool
Cool

5:16 pm
I don't know what to say honestly
Same
Well I like you
And I like you too
But I also don't know what you look like
But I know what you look like
That's kinda creepy
Not if you remember that I didn't stalk you in order to figure it out
And I guess you did kinda figure that out on accident
Here, if it helps, I was that one guy who had a blue stripe in my hair
Wait you were that guy? Haha that makes so much sense oh my god
I'm not sure how to respond to that but thanks I guess?
Dang I can't believe you're that guy
We are talking about the same guy right
I think so? I also have a pretty big nose
Oh yeah we're talking about the same guy.
And I like your nose it works with the rest of your face.
You're pretty attractive
So are you ;)
No I'm not
Well I'm not either
Guess we'll live in perfect insecure harmony
What
I dunno it made more sense in my head
Hahaha okay
So breakfast on Sunday
Yup
It's a date?
If you want it to be
If you bring flowers I'll kill you
I won't
Good
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
No I'm not going to do this all day
Aw you broke the chain
Shut up it was weird
You're weird