Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

There's a Llama in Your Pants

11:04 am
ALEX GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
Friday
No
It's Tuesday
You're really bad at this
Sure
BUT ALEX GUESS WHAT
There's a llama in your pants
What?? No
Good because I'm the only one allowed in your pants
Okay??
Why are you so bad at guessing games?
If I guess correctly you'll just keep bugging me until I guess wrong
I don't do that
GUESS WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY
We're going to the beach
NO YOU HAVE TO GUESS
I think you just proved my point
Oh
BUT GUESS
We're gonna kill a llama
What is it with you and llamas today
No we're going to the beach
Hurray
No you gotta sound more excited
HURRAY!!!!!!!!
YES EXACTLY
Are you done yet
No
Guess what
You dyed your hair bright pink
No
Good cuz that would be really awkward
Why
Because I dyed my hair pink
YOU FUCKING DID WHAT NOW
Zack bought a ton of hair dye and was like "dude you should dye your hair pink" so I did
BRO
No but guess what
Uhhhhh you kidnapped a lion from the zoo and now you need my help to get it across the border
What the fuck
No
I'm waiting for you in the car
You're so bad at this game omg
Why didn't you start with that dipshit
Why are you coming up with all these weird scenarios
Why would I kidnap a lion tho? Gorillas are cooler
You shut the fuck up right now lions are fucking awesome
I guess
Nope I'm not going to leave until you agree with me
OKAY FINE LIONS ARE AWESOME PLEASE GET DOWN HERE I WANNA SEE YOUR HAIR I BET YOU LOOK AWESOME
I do look awesome
But hold on I didn't know you were coming this early so I'm not ready yet
Ughhhhh
Ok
I'll just chill here and listen to some music
I can't find any of my cds OH NO
oh wait they're under the seat
Why are they under the seat
Weird
K give me two minutes I'll be right there
Cool