Show Me Your Face

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5:34 pm
So I know you hate when I ask this but can you send me a picture of your face?
Because then I can get a better look at your face because I kinda never really got to talk to you in person during the semester.
You could have. I would've been an awkward stuttering mess but you could have talked to me
That's not the point
And if you aren't actually the guy I think you are I want to know
I mean I'd still like you if you weren't I just want confirmation
Haha okay but you have to send me a pic of you first
Fine give me a sec

 I would've been an awkward stuttering mess but you could have talked to meThat's not the point And if you aren't actually the guy I think you are I want to know I mean I'd still like you if you weren't I just want confirmation Haha okay but you h...

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My face
Are you the person or the dog
The dog
Oh okay cool
No you idiot I'm the person
Hahaha I know I'm just kidding
Show me your face
K one sec

Beautiful NoYes Also you are the guy in my English classYeah looking back on old conversations, it seems pretty obvious Yeah I guess we're both pretty stupid huh? I'll say Shhhhhh So what's it like knowing you're going on a date with a literal tra...

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Beautiful
No
Yes
Also you are the guy in my English class
Yeah looking back on old conversations, it seems pretty obvious
Yeah
I guess we're both pretty stupid huh?
I'll say
Shhhhhh
So what's it like knowing you're going on a date with a literal trash can?
I don't know, what is it like?
I'm glad we're both insecure trash cans
No I'm an insecure trash can
You're an insecure guy who's really attractive
I could literally say the same thing to you
We should stop talking about this because we're going to be arguing about this all day
Yeah
Yeah
Cool
Cool
I'll fight you
You started it
Fuck off
You fuck off
I dislike you
Well I dislike you too
What are we doing
I don't know I kinda thought we were messing around and arguing like
kindergarteners
Kindergarteners don't say fuck
What school did you go to because I said fuck all the time
Hahaha good to know

5:57 pm
So is Zack really going to punch me when I meet him?
Because I'd really prefer he didn't
He might but I told him that you're not being an asshole anymore so maybe not
Aw that's so nice of you
I guess??
So I'm meeting you on Sunday
When do I get to meet Zack?
I dunno
Zack's always busy with his girlfriend
They have sex a lot
That's-
That's not really something I wanted to know but okay
Haha to be fair, if I could forget Zack's girlfriend I would
Sounds like you really hate her
It's not so much that I hate her she's just really annoying
Yeah okay
I think you hate her
Maybe a little
Haha okay
So when I meet Zack should I bring my friend Rian with me? We could talk about band stuff
Oh yeah I forgot about that!
Yeah you can bring Rian
But I gotta talk to Zack first so
Cool
Cool
I'm stopping the chain now because I don't want to deal with that rn
Hahahahaha
Okay but seriously though if you bring Rian on Sunday I will punch you in the face
Why would I bring Rian on our date
I don't know you're a weirdo
Thanks I enjoy being a weirdo
Good to know
Yup
Ah shit I gtg
I'll see you on Sunday
Bye Jack
Bye Lex ;)

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