Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

Cute Boys and Cereal Killers

4:00 pm
Hey Alex
Can I talk to you about something
I feel like you're gonna talk to me anyway so sure
It's actually kinda something I haven't told any of my friends
Oh so now we're not friends? Damn
No! We are so totally for sure friends!
But I figured you could do the least amount of harm if you knew
Are you okay?
Yeah I think
It's just
There's this guy
Oooh
Is he cute?
Super cute but I don't know
I never really thought about guys before
They don't have boobs
You sound like a pervert
I am not
Well maybe a little
But not a lot
Wow
But like idk
I mean I know being bisexual is a thing but I never really thought about guys before
Hey man
As a gay guy
I can tell you that sucking dick is pretty cool
Okay but you're gay
I don't know what I am
Also why didn't you tell me you were gay before this moment
Homophobia exists
Man
This world fucking sucks
That is 100% true
But seriously though
How do I know I really like this guy and it's not just a thing like "hey he's got a nice face"
Well what's he look like?
Well he's got bleach blond hair and big eyebrows and I'm taller than him I think and he's so adorable and he's in one of my classes and I dunno he's just so cute
I never thought I'd be talking about a guy like that
I don't even think I've talked about a girl like that holy shit
Awwwww that's cute
Well I'm concerned about the whole not talking about girls like that thing
But everything else is cute
I still don't know how I identify
You don't have to label yourself right away. Wait to find something you're comfortable with. I know I used to think I was pan in high school but now I'm very sure I am gay.
You don't even have to identify as anything if you don't want to
But I like labels
Well then try to find a label you're comfortable with
There's like a hundred
Tell me you're kidding
I'm not
Jesus Christ
I am not Jesus but yeah it's pretty crazy
Shut up dude this is serious
Hey man you're the one who's bringing religious figures into this
This is the longest conversation we've ever had
I don't have any queer friends so I'm deciding I like you a whole lot more
Not in a gay way
In a gay friendship way
Also be careful using the word queer because some people in the community don't like it
Noted
Cool
You're not a serial killer right?
Nope.
Just a cereal killer
That was bad. That was a bad pun.
We're not friends anymore
Wait are we really friends
No you make bad puns
You're trying to tell me that you don't like puns? You must live a boring life.
You know what fine
We're friends
Only cuz there's a chance you could identify as something that isn't straight and I am a lonely gay
And you actually want to be friends with me
Do you even have any friends?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have one friend
Aw dude
He's my roommate
Awwwwwwwww dude
Is he cute
He's dating some chick but yeah he's cute I guess
Not really my type
He's not ugly
Describe him
Idk muscular? Like really muscular
He's goes to the gym a lot
Not my type
You're still questioning I don't think you have a type
Guys with huge muscles make me nervous
He's not my type
Hahaha don't worry Zack's a chill dude
His name is Zack too??? Is he like the definition of a dudebro???
Hahahahaha omg idk
I've never thought about the definition of dudebro
Laaaaame
Why is that lame
Idk
What time is it?
Are you fucking stupid
Yes
Oh
It's like 4:30 why
I know I just didn't know what else to say and I didn't want to stop talking to you
Woooooow
Well I actually have homework so
Noooooooo
Bye Jack
Good luck with the sexuality thing
Bye