Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

The Job Pt. 2

7:42 pm
GUESS THE FUCK WHAT
You killed someone and now you need my help to hide the body
No
Though I am planning a few murders
But that's not the thing I'm talking about
I GOT THE JOB
HURRAY!
Maybe we can start looking for a place to move in together if you want ;)
Idk I mean that sounds cool but I don't want the girl to find that place and start trying to destroy both our lives
We'll just get a restraining order
Yeah okay but she's pregnant
Do you know how shitty that is to get someone pregnant and then get a restraining order
It's not your fault she's pregnant it's her own fault
I know I'd just feel really shitty about it
But do you want her to possibly hurt you again?
Well no
It's entirely your choice
And if you don't want to we don't have to move in together either
No I do want to move in with you it's just that everything's all complicated and weird
Well then we'll figure that stuff out later
Rn lets just be excited that I got a job!
Hurray!
Wait did you talk to the people at the place about the open mic night thingy
I did
And what did they say?
It starts at seven o'clock and everyone's welcome so there'll definitely be people who are worse than us
Also it's kinda like a competition? Like people will vote for who they liked better and the winners get free drinks
Oh nice
We should sign up
Sign ups or on the day of at 6:30
Got it
I was supposed to text the group chat about it but I guess you can do that now that you made me explain it already
Well fine then
Well don't sound too excited
Oh shut up with the sarcasm
Nah
Hahaha
You wanna meet up tomorrow or something and start looking at places we can rent
I'm free at like 6 if you wanna go out somewhere too
How are we gonna look at places if we're out somewhere
Some places have free WiFi
What are we going to Starbucks?
Hahaha
We can go get like dinner first and then look for places
Okay sure
Awesome!
Now I gotta go text the group chat tho
It's your own fault for not being patient
You're lame
You love me
Yeah but you're still lame