Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

Bored

11:23 am
Jaaaaaack
I swear to god if you're drunk again I'm gonna kidnap you and make you live with me and my parents so I can make sure you don't get super drunk like that ever again
I'm not drunk holy shit calm down
Well you usually just text me first by saying the thing you want to say
Well not this time
Well what's up?
I'm bored
Uh okay?
You wanna go do something?
No
You want me to come over?
No
Just want to talk?
Idk
You are so much help.
Sorry I'm just bored
Alright well if you're not gonna help me figure out something for you to do then what did your mom say when she called yesterday?
Well she didn't like that I don't need her help anymore
That makes sense
She also didn't like that I'm dating you
Aw you told her about us?
Uh yeah
Why? Should I not have done that?
No I just think it's cute that you told her even tho you know she'd be pissed
Oh
I mean I guess
But idk
She was all mad and then she put this girl I dated in high school on the phone and she got all hysterical and cried a lot and then my mom cried a lot and then my dad yelled and by the time they were all done I just blocked everyone again and went to sleep cuz I was exhausted
Well I'm glad you went to sleep before 5 am
Are you kidding I went to sleep at like 9
I was so done
Oof
Your parents are nuts
Yeah well that's life
It's okay tho I don't think I'll be stupid enough to call them again
Well I sure hope so
Im scared they're gonna try and kill you next time
I don't think they'll go that far
WAIT SHIT IS THAT AN ASSASSIN IN MY APARTMENT
HOLY SHIT LEXI ARE YOU OKAY
I'm just kidding
But Lexi? Really?
I think it's cute
I feel like protesting won't get me anywhere
Nope I'm already changing your contact name
Why
Sexy Lexi has a nice ring to it ;)
I hope you die <3
Awww
Me too
WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING DONT DIE
Hahaha
I don't plan to yet
We'll good because I'm not gonna let you die yet
Oh shit I just got hit by a car
You did not
You're right it was a bus
Jack
Okay I'm kidding
I know
So how's life been treating you
Jack I just talked to you yesterday
I know but idk what else to say
You wanna go to McDonald's?
I'll pick you up in twenty minutes
As in you're leaving in twenty minutes or you're leaving rn
Oh okay you aren't answering your phone
Well that's cool
I think that means you left already
I'll see you in twenty minutes I guess