Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

It Doesn't Matter

2:34 pm
So uh
You know how you said not to call my parents
What the fuck did you do
To be fair I did it when I was drunk
When you were drunk the last time or was there another time when you were drunk

2:42 pm
Alex your lack of response is making me nervous
It doesn't matter
What happened
Well I called my parents
Obviously
What did they say
Well first of all they knew I was drunk
Yeah and
But then I guess they were still paying attention to what I was saying in case I forgot anything
Which I did
You shouldn't drink that much
So then my mom called me this morning saying I could stay with her and my father for a while but
But what
Well... my mom said I'd have to go back to school
And start dating this girl I went out with in high school
What
That's bullshit
You're not going to go are you?
I don't know
If I don't get this job on Wednesday I might have to
But you will though
You're going to get the job
Wait you never told me what the job was
I'd be a working at a music store
Dude no you're getting that job
There is no doubt in my mind that you are fully capable of getting that job
Well if I don't then I might just end up in a hellish situation
But that won't happen
And even if it does we can just play it off like we're best friends and you can just cheat on that girl or something
I don't want to risk ending up on the streets
And if we get caught I'll be screwed
No because we won't get caught because it won't come to that and everything will be fine
We're gonna have a ton of fun tomorrow and then you're gonna do super well in that interview and you're gonna get the job and life is gonna be great
And if that doesn't happen?
Don't focus on the what if's
You're going to get through this and you're not going to have to act straight for the rest of your life with some chick that you'll probably never love properly
You're gonna be fine
Why can't my parents just be accepting of the fact that I'm gay? I mean you can't force love it just doesn't work
But then here they are trying to force me to date this girl I broke up with because I realized I'm gay
You know I almost lost my virginity to her but then in that split second before clothes were coming off I panicked and just fucking ran
Then I broke up with her a week later cuz I realized I never wanted to have sex with a girl.
She's the first person I came out to and she told the whole fucking school I'm gay
High school was a living hell
Jesus Christ
And your parents want you to date her? They aren't expecting you two to stay together are they? Because that's insane.
I don't know. I think they're probably already planning a wedding I didn't agree to.
I just kind of expected college to be better
And then I expected life after college to be even better than that
But college sucked ass and life from now on isn't looking too good
Alex I want you to promise me something
What?
Promise me you won't go back to your parents
Jack I can't.
What if I don't get this job and I get kicked out of my apartment?
You won't. I won't let that happen.
Just promise me you won't go back to them
Jack I'm serious
I may not be able to keep that promise
You will
Your parents are going to make your life miserable if you go back
I'm going to do everything I can to keep that from happening but there's only so much I can do for you right now so you just have to promise you won't go back to your parents
Please
Okay
I promise
Thank you
And tomorrow is going to be super fucking amazing because I said so
And make sure you bring sunblock because the sun is evil
Idk if the sun is evil
Maybe a little homophobic
What
Cuz we're gay
Well I'm gay
You're bi 
Never mind
OOHHH
Omg I'm stupid
Haha
You wanna do something fun rn
Like what
Idk we could just go chill at the park for a while
I'll drive ;)
Sure why not
I'll be there to pick you up in 20 minutes ;)
See ya then ;)
Send the winky face more often please it's adorable
I'm not gonna do that but okay
Now hurry up and stop texting me so you can drive here safely
Haha okay