Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

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10:45 am
It's tomorrow ;)
Send me pictures of your face ;)
What's with the winky face? You send it like all the time
Idk it's just a face
Send me pictures
Nah
Dude you said "tomorrow" now it's tomorrow
Actually I said MAYBE tomorrow as in MAYBE
I changed my mind and decided against it
For my own safety
Dude I'm not a murderer
That doesn't mean you won't sell me as a sex slave on the black market
What the hell goes on in your head
I'm not going to sell you
How would I even do that
I don't know I've never bought or sold anything on the black market
Why would I sell you tho like.... no
That's fucked up
So's murder but people still do it
Not often holy shit
I'm sure murder happens more often than necessary
Yeah that's true
But seriously dude I'm not gonna sell you on the black market
That's good because I'm probably not the best person to sell as a sex slave
Why
Well for one thing I'm not very attractive
Same
I'm glad we're both insecure pieces of garbage
Hurray

11:14 am
Do I ever get to see your face
Cuz I'm sure you're not that ugly
Hey what if you wait until finals are over and then we can send each other pictures
Whyyyyyy
Why are you so impatient
Why won't you send me pictures of your face
Well for one thing I'm still afraid I'm gonna end up dead or something so there's that
Also we're apparently in the same English class so if you are a weird creep I'd prefer you didn't know what I look like
But I'm not a creep
I know you keep saying that but I don't have a lot of proof
We're in the same English class
That's not proof
Okay fine
I'll leave you alone about it
But I'm not gonna murder you or sell you to anyone
I actually kind of like talking to you so
Okay but you can see how this whole thing makes me nervous right
Yeah
And I like talking to you too I just don't want to die

11:30 am
Shit my mom just texted me and wants to meet for lunch this weekend
Yikes
Are both your parents gonna be there?
Yeah
I mean I might as well tell them while I'm there right?
Yeah it's probably better to get it over with
It'll be fine
Yeah
Well I've got to go overthink this for an hour or so
Talk to ya later
No hey wait a second
Don't overthink this
Dude come back
Alex
Aleeexxxx
Come baaack
Don't overthink!!!
Alex!