Sorry Dude, Wrong Number.

Shit

3:45 pm
Shit shit shit I'm meeting up with my parents tomorrow
What do I say
What do I do
I'm more concerned about how much you already overthought this
A lot
But seriously do I wait until after we eat? Do I tell them before?
I'd tell them before
Then you don't have to deal with all the stress and you won't have to wait for a good time to bring it up
But idk
What if I just wait a few more weeks? Or until I have a boyfriend?
You can tell them I'm your boyfriend
And then you can like cry about how they're trying to tear you away from me
And make a huge scene
And then they'll be embarrassed
I'm not going to do that
It was just an idea
Not a great one
Just get it over with
Don't freak out about it
If they decide they hate you just because you're gay then that's on them
You deserve people who love and care about you no matter what
Aw that's nice of you
But they're my parents and I don't want them out of my life
You know sometimes it's better to let them out of your life
I mean I get where you're coming from, but if they really care they will accept you eventually. Maybe not right away but they might realize after a while that they lost someone awesome and apologize
And if they don't then I don't think it was worth keeping them around
I'm kind of starting to see how you got a scholarship
No you're not
I'm making this up as I go
Shh
Let me think you're smart
Do you even talk to Zack about this stuff
No I only talk to Zack about like... girls
...does Zack know you're gay?
Yeah but Zack likes to talk about girls
And I feel awkward talking about guys with straight people
Do you ever get to talk about guys?
Not really
Well then let's talk about guys
Tell me about the guys you think are cute
There aren't any
*gasp*
No cute guys?
No one interesting
And I'm mostly attracted to personalities
I mean bonus points if a guy's hot but if he's an asshole then there's no point
That makes sense
You talk to the cute guy yet?
Hey we were talking about your crushes
Well I don't have any so tell me about your crush
I don't know anything about him
Lame
You're lame
I am lame but fuck off
No you're supposed to disagree
I think we both know that insults don't work because we're both insecure as shit
True
There's nothing to talk about
What do we do now
Send me a selfie? ;)
No
Okay
Well I'm bored
Me too

4:23 pm
Actually there is a guy
Oooohh
Tell me about him
Well he's really cool and we like the same bands he's pretty funny too
It's lame though because he's apparently just as insecure as I am
And like idk I think I kinda like him
What's he look like?
Looks aren't important
Okay but that doesn't answer my question
Doesn't matter
Why are you avoiding the question
It's a useless question
You're a useless question
Better than a potato
Okay
First of all
That happened like a week ago
It's still funny
You're so mean to me
I am not
You are
Well get over it because I'm not really acting mean
You're acting a little mean
Okay that last text was a little mean
But I'm just messing around and I didn't mean to be mean before
So I'm sorry
I accept your apology because I like talking to you
Well that's good cuz I like talking to you too
Shit my moms calling I gtg
Good luck