Avengers x Reader Oneshots

Yogurt || Loki Laufeyson x Reader

"Yo Y/n!" I heard someone call. It was Sam...
"Can you buy more yogurt, it has expired!"

"Get some yourself." I sigh returning back to the previous TV.
"Can we go to channel 7?" Peter Quill asks, entering the living room.
"No, I'm watching my shows" I say.
"But Jurassic World is on" he complains.
"Well of course you wanted to watch that" I chuckle.

"Hey Y/n, we need more bread!"
"Y/n, buy some butter!"
"We need tomatoes"
"Y/n, can you buy chicken chips?"
"Lady Y/n, we have run out of pop tarts!"
"Can you buy some more energy nut bars Y/n?"
"I really need those tomatoes!"
"Hurry up and buy the damn nut bars"
"I asked you for yogurt this morning and it still isn't in my precious hands!"

This is what I have to listen to continuously for the next few hours. It isn't even my job to buy the groceries....
We usually get Scott Lang to do it.
Unfortunately he is in Hawaii having the time of his life while I was here listening to many complaints.

I'm later kicked off the couch by Peter because he was so eager to watch Jurassic World.
I slowly walk away groaning from too much television. My body aches for the position I was laying in for 2 and a half hours.
I find myself in the kitchen getting a glass of water.
Loki is there making one of his many daily teas.
"Hello Y/n" He says taking a sip of his teas.
His face twists into an unpleasant expression.
"Oh my gosh this taste absolutely horrible!" He says spitting it out into the sink.
"The milk is a week off, how did nobody notice?" Loki said looking at the milk carton.
"Y/n dear, would you mind getting some milk?" He asks throwing the carton into the bin.
"Get Quill to do it!" I say annoyed.
"No way! I'm getting to the good part!" Peter calls back - referring to the movie.
"Do it yourself"
"Fine, I'll get your stupid things" I say.
"Oh come on!" Sam says walking into the kitchen.
"Can you believe that timing?" He asks Loki sounding annoyed.
"I go to the shops to get my yogurt, then when I come back she is going to go" Sam says.

I have collected a list of the things I have to buy:
Loki wants milk and tea.
Bruce wants bread.
Wanda wants butter.
Steve wants tomatoes.
Pietro wants chicken flavoured chips.
Thor wants 2 boxes of pop tarts.
Natasha wants energy nut bars.
Peter Q wants lightly buttered popcorn.
I want to buy a bag of lollies to treat myself after being bothered to move from my couch.

"Y/n, I could accompany you if you'd like" Loki states.
"Oh yes, that would be nice" I smile.
I drive since Loki doesn't know how.
After 5 minutes we arrive at the shopping centre. I grab a trolley and go into Aldi.

Loki and I have gathered nearly all of our items by 2pm.
"What next?" I ask.
"My milk" Loki replies pushing the trolley towards the dairy section.
"Which milk do you buy?" I ask.
"I think it was skim milk," He says.
"Wait - no it was full cream." He states.
I go to crab a carton of full cream milk before he interrupts.
"Wait no, it was low fat"
"I'm sorry no, I was right the first time. Skim milk." He confirms.
"Ok cool" I say grabbing a 2 litre bottle of skim milk.
"To the pop tarts" I say.

We near the isle contain Thor's precious pop tarts. I eye the products trying to locate my desired item.
I find the pop tarts near the middle of the isle.
"Ahh, there are only 2 packets left" I say.
"Well we better get them before anyone else does." Loki says already heading down the isle.
A little girl comes right after Loki takes the two boxes. She gives him her puppy dog eyes, practically radiating with innocence and purity.
But Loki doesn't budge. Both him and I know that Thor will kill us if we turn up empty handed.
"What are you looking at? Try another shop little girl" He says.
"Ok let's go" I say after he comes back.
We pay for the food and leave.

Right after we leave I get a text.

Sam: Y/n, can u buy more yogurt, Clint ate half already...
Y/n: Sorry Sam... just left :/
Sam: oh come on! >:(

I laugh at this and show Loki.
"His time is really brilliant today isn't it?" Loki says laughing too.
"It is" I reply shaking my head.