Arthur Sits With the Council of Cloven Douchebags

2K 37 108
                                    


I woke up to muscles..

Yeah, not exactly how you expect me to start out a chapter right? Did the Servant Cabin finally get Fergus Mac Roich, the Bro Fist Guy of Irish Legend who looked like Brock from Pokemon?

No... rather, there was an old friend who came back.. and he was busy hugging me and Mordred straight out of our bunk beds.

"AAAGGHH!? WHAT WHAT HAPPENED!?" Mordred stammered as me and her both cried out.. our spines getting crushed by two massive arms. 

"SISTERRRRRS!!"

"ONE EYE!?" stammered Mordred, with a mixture of happiness and agony.

"T.. TYSON!!" I stammered to Percy's Cyclops Half Brother.. patting his back in a gesture of begging surrender. "We... can't breathe.. "

Tyson let us go.. as we dropped to the ground heaving.

Tyson grinned happily rubbing his hands together. "I missed you sisters!!"

Mordred seemed to recover instantly, jumping to her feet with glee and jumping onto Tyson, hugging him with her own massive strength. "That's my line One Eye! I can't believe you're back!! Your old man let you come for the summer!?"

"Boss pleased with weapons I make.. thanks to Saber teaching me." said Tyson gleefully. "He let me take summer off."

"That's great!" I said as I stood up awkwardly, rubbing my back sorely. "Uh.. does Percy know?"

"Duh!" said Percy, walking out from behind Tyson. "I just wanted to see how the Big Lug would wake you guys up! Hahaha!"

I ruffled Percy's hair. "of all the things.. "

"Hey.. keep it down.. " Liz muttered, poking her head out from the stairs, a sleeping mask half hanging from her face.  "Some of us are still sleeping ya know!"

"My King.." Bedivere said,  sitting next to my bunk. "Perhaps we should talk elsewhere?"

"HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING THERE ALL NIGHT!?" Mordred roared. "JEEZ BEDDY, DEDICATION OR OBSESSION!?"

So we went outside.. walking with Tyson towards the Practice Arena, talking animatedly with Tyson. 

Tyson, was fascinated by Bedivere.

"So.. you knight! Like Saber?" said Tyson eagerly. 

"Uh.. yes, sir cyclops." said Bedivere. "I was King Arthur's Attendant during the years he.. I mean she.. ruled Camelot."

Tyson's eye went wide with wonder. "So you work with Momo too!?"

"Momo?" said Bedivere. "whose..?"

Mordred glared at Bedivere as if daring him to make fun of her..

"Oh... ooooooohhh." said Bedivere. "Yes, I did work with.. Momo.."

"What that!?" said Tyson excitedly, pointing at Bedivere's metal arm.

"Oh yes, I see you'd definitely be fascinated by this arm, seeing you work with metal working and machinery.. yes this artifact is unique, I would rather not discuss too much of it quite yet.. the tale is fascinating though.. and I hope for you to hear it... "

Bedivere came to a halt, staring. "Lady Mash!? You are here as well!?"

Mash was up early, feeding a Pegasus next to the stable.

Mash blinked with confusion. "S.. Senpai..? Does this man know me?"

"Mash, Lady Mash.. do you not remember? The Holy City? The War between Ozymandis and the Lion King!" stammered Bedivere.  "It is I.. Sir Bedivere, we fought together!"

King Arthur And The Olympians: The Battle of the Labyrinth.Where stories live. Discover now