third person's point of view.
Unique walks to the mall entrance and saw Magdalena sitting in the corner, playing with her camera and shit.
"Uy! Unik!" Agad namang tumayo si Magda sa kinauupuan niya at yinakap si Unique ng mahigpit.
"Saglit, Magda. Di na 'ko makahinga."
"Ano unahin natin? Movies or yung coffee? And oh yeah, dinala ko na rin yung polaroid camera ko hihi." Sabi ni Magda at ngumiti.
Magda was wearing a beige shirt of David Bowie and green velvet pants paired with comfy boots and a headband. The look wasn't too busy but its look is perfect for lounging whenever you feel bored.
"Huy! Buhay ka pa?" Pagkaway ni Magda sa mukha ni Unique.
"A-ah, movies muna unahin natin, sagot ko na popcorn." Sabi ni Unique at inayos yung salamin niya.
"Wag na! Sabi ko naman diba ako na may sagot sa movies--"
"Oo na!"
Umakyat sila sa second floor at pumunta sa cinema, "Let's go for Horror kaya?" Suggest ni Magda.
"Hala,"
"Baket?"
"Wala, sige, horror. Anong movie?"
"How about A Clockwork Orange?" Pagsuggest ni Magda, "Hah? Diba nung '71 pa yun?" Pagtataka ni Unique.
"Oo, re-screening daw, wala namang sigurong masama kung manuod tayo eh."
"Sige na nga, eh R18 yung rating eh."
"Bakit? Eh diba kaka-18 mo lang last year? Aba 'to. Ge! Scaredy cat!"
Nang makapagbayad na sila, pumasok sila sa cinema at hinintay magsimula yung pelikula.
"Baka bastos 'to!" Pagreklamo ni Unique kay Magda, "itong lalaking 'to! Parang virgin pa eh, no? Berjin ka? Berjin?"
"Ou! Eh ikaw?"
"Ou din! Kala mo ikaw lang kinakabahan!"
"Hindi naman yata horror yung Clockwork Orange eh!" Pagmamaktol ni Unique.
"Hindi nga, edi sana kung Texas Chainsaw Massacre yung pinanuod mo edi sana horror pa eh!"
"Wala pa nga tayong pinapanuod eh!"
Nagpalabas muna ng mga commercials at ng advisory from MTRCB hanggang sa nagsimula na yung pelikula.
The intro started playing, and Alex started talking about droogs and the milk bar. "Pamatay yung titig niya, Magda."
"I know right, parang papatayin ka talaga niya."
Their eyes went back to the big screen.
"Ano ba naman yan, agad agad?"
"Oo nga eh, pakita na agad nung ganun."
"Maganda yung pagdirect ni Stanley Kubrick."
"So many boobs naman.."
A lot of insulting comments and also, a lot of good comments were heard inside the cinema.
Some say that they wasted their money over a movie that meant nothing. (which is truly false if i, the narrator had to say something)
Some say that this is the perfect "jack off material" (which is also perfectly true)
It was the scene where Alex and his little droogs went to Cat Lady's house when Unique broke the silence between them.
"Magda,"
"How the hell did you get in here?" Cat Lady asks, shocked at Alex's sudden appearance in her room.
"Ano yun?" Magda looks at Unique in the eye.
"Would you like to be my---"
Alex starts to touch the dick sculpture, "Don't you touch that! It's a very important work of art." Says Cat Lady.
"What the bloody hell do you want?" The mad Cat Lady asks.
"Ano ulit yun, Unique?"
"Would you like to be my---"
"I'll teach you to break real people's houses!" Says the Cat Lady and grabs the nearest sculpture near her.
"Tangina paano ko ba 'to sasabihin." Bulong ni Unique pagkatapos magulat sa sinabi ni Cat Lady.
"Okay, Magda.."
"Okay. Yes, Unique?'
"Would you like to be my girl---"
Cat Lady is finally killed using the dick sculpture which is "a very important work of art."
"Yes."
"Okay, i'll put it out, nice and clear. Again, would you like to be my girlfriend?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, let's take a picture,"
Magdalena brings out her camera and holds it out, "smile for the camera!" and pressed the shutter.
okai sila na rip blasnik
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