Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

Creepy Birdman

I was at Mr. Delmar's sandwich shop, or at least what was left of it,
couldn't contain any trace of those weapons.
I watched as the workers did their job, I soon spotted Peter with his friend Ned,
I put in an earpiece to hear what they were saying without being seen.
"Do you lay eggs?"
"What?"
"What? No. Ha- ha",
I let out an annoyed sigh
"he told Ned, great, just great".

As I began walking to school,
I didn't realize the two were right behind me til I heard Ned ask "does the webbing come from your veins?"
I turned around,
they both stopped "what are you talking about?"
The two looked at each other,
"n- nothing"
"you're stuttering, you're lying.
What were you talking about?"
Peter opened his mouth
"just how..... You have a crush on me...?"
I raised a brow "who'd you hear that from?"
"No one of course",
Peter looked at Ned "F-"
"Flash! Flash told us".
I blinked "ok",
I turned on my heels were talking away, hearing them let out a breath of relief.

In science class,
"Can you spit venom?" Ned asked,
I scoffed "seriously?"
"No" Peter answered,
"Can you summon an army of spiders?"
Now that was something worth hearing,
"No, Ned".
"aw man, that would've been cool".

In History class,
"How far can you shoot your webs?"
I held up my pencil,
"yeah, Peter?"
"It's unknown. Shut up",
I sighed "this boy knows nothing",

In gym class,
since I was already perfectly fit,
being an agent and all,
I just raised my book and brought it close to my face, and repeated. Hearing Ned's conversation with Peter.
"What does Hulk smell like?" "Shhh!"
"I bet he smells nice"
"You have to shut up".
"Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa?"
"Never ends with the questions",
"Ned, just, shhh, okay?"
I laughed,
"you have an incoming call from: Laura Max"
"hang up, hang up" I whispered,
"hey Michelle",
I sighed "what is it?"
"I just need you to babysit my sister, remember Lily"
"I can't, I'm on a mission full time" "that's ok, you can take her with you, I'll be sending her to your place in Queens, bye!"
"Wait Wait! Damn it" I whispered.
I then heard some girls including Liz talk about the avengers, and when Liz said something,
Ned shouted,
"Peter knows Spiderman".
The earpiece ringed in my ear
"ow ow",
everyone looked at him.
"Jesus Ned",
Peter then started denying it,
then it just confusing.
Next thing I know Peter is probably gonna do something stupid.
Like bring Spiderman, to a stupid party.