Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

Mother Earth?

    "Dear humans..... And inhumans, you have ravaged and destroyed my dear innocent child with your wars, segregation, and your filth! Starting four days from now, I will slowly destroy every single thing and person on this Earth. Your extinction will be my pleasure. My dear Eliza...." Eliza crossed her arms, "I know I left you here, on this rotten planet. Where the people were so unfair to an orphan with no home, I now see how cruel this world really is, but now is the time. For you to come home, think about that". The woman went away, as Tony looked at us "well, I didn't know Mother Nature was hot. Now I do", we all looked at him. "Seriously Stark? My mother would kill you right now.........if she wanted your death to be quick". Stark froze as I laughed, "that's not funny". "Oh, yes it is", Eliza then looked at Phil "phone". Phil picked up his phone, his phone immediately went off and Eliza took it, answering it "hi dad, I know this is about my mother. Stark will immediately get the whole avengers family, including Spiderman...". I froze, "and MJ will be there too, yes. Here's Phil", I looked at her "no, I can't be there. Let me remind you, Little Parker!! doesn't know I'm an agent, doesn't know I've been assigned to spy on him either". "Eliza..." "Yes, Alexis and.....maybe Loki will be helping", "but we don't want Loki" Stark said, "too bad, wherever Alexis goes, he goes, and you will desperately need Alexis". "Will we now?" Stark asks, "yes, your team fell apart with a stupid argument If I Say So Myself!! Loki and Thor will be a hilarious thing to have around, they'll bring everybody together- or at least Thor will". I nodded "well the way I see it-" "you're not getting out of this MJ, we need you too, Ah! You know what sucks, Banner isn't here. I mean he was the golden one- Thor's here". "Can you just like- I don't know, shut that eye off!" Eliza crossed her arms, she then nodded, her third eye closing shut. "HELLO FRIENDS", all of us looked to see Thor standing at the elevator smiling. "Point Break, great to see ya again buddy" Stark says smiling, Thor just raises his hammer. "Thor! So glad you could make it" Eliza said opening up her arms towards him. "LADY ELIZA, I ASSUME THE GIANT EVIL LADY IS YOUR MOTHER. MAY I JUST SAY- I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. SON OF COUL, WE MEET AGAIN", Phil nodded "Thor". "IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE ALL OF YOU, EXCEPT YOU..." He said pointing to me, "I DON'T KNOW YOU". I nodded "yeah, I figured that", Phil walked towards me "Thor this is agent Johnson", Thor looked at me "HELLO.... Son of John..." I raised a brow, "FORGIVE ME, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NOR SOUND LIKE A BOY". I bit my lip "maybe that's because I'm not a boy, my names Michelle, my friends call me MJ though". Thor tilted his head "then it should be Johndaughter", I shook my head "uh- well, I was originally a boy. I was then cursed to live as a girl", Thor nodded "WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE". I just shook my head "of course it does", Eliza gets out her phone. "Hey, what are you doing?" Stark asks, Eliza looks at him "I'm calling my friend Phoenix, who is then  gonna contact T'Challa to come over here". I looked at her "wait, I thought she died, didn't she die" "apparently not, I just found out a week ago" "what?" "I know right, but Hey! Peter's gonna be so surprised when he see's you". I groaned "do I seriously, actually, really, have to go?" "Yes! The world is depending on us" Phil says. I sighed "I hate Mother Earth" "Her name is not Mother Earth!!" Eliza yelled.