Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

Liz or... Hela

MJ's POV

My eyes fluttered open, as my hands were tied above my head, and my feet dangled above the floor.
I looked over to see Eliza, still knocked out as she was in the same condition I was in.

"Eliza", I whispered.

No response.

"Eliza", I whispered again.

"Shush!"

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

"Shut up"

"I can't believe you didn't respond-"

"Shut up-!"

"If you got killed that's on me-!"

"Shu-"

The doors opened, as me and Eliza played dead.

We heard whimpers of pain, as the sound of a body being dragged got louder.
Chains rattled as though the person still had enough energy to put up a fight.
Though it lasted only a second before it came to a halt,
I could now feel the presence of the body next to me as it radiated a cold, shivering feeling. Not opening my eyes til I heard the sound of the doors shutting. I look over to see the blue woman, except this time. She didn't breathe...

"Oh my god",
I could hear the fear in her voice as I stared at the woman's blank eyes, as blood still dripped from her mouth, plopping on the hard floor like a leaking faucet.
The smell of it sickened me, we needed to get out of here, now. I had a plan, but it looks like that's not gonna work out.
I lifted my feet up, kicking the body to the side, she only dangled.
There were no weapons on her, they made sure of that.
"Dammit" I whispered

"Can you get us out?" Eliza asks,
I sigh. "No, this place is like a damn freezer, I can't even spark a big enough energy to snap these chains, what about you? Any pickpocketing skills, you were an orphan".
Eliza looked offended by my comment,
"not all orphans know how to pickpockets, MJ".
I stare at her, raising a brow.

"Yes, I know how to pickpockets!!"

I roll my eyes as Eliza struggles to get a bobby pin from her hair, as she than began to put it in the lock.
Picking at the lock, the chain finally came undone as Eliza fell to the floor.
Big mistake...

Her fall made an extremely loud echo that even people on earth could hear it.
Eliza looked up, "someone's coming".
"Go on, go!"

"I can't leave ya here"

"Yes, you can. Go!!"

Eliza runs out the doors, the doors slam open.
My head looking up, a tall alien figure looking towards me.
Walking towards me, he sniffs to the side to see Eliza had escaped.
Growling, he looks toward me, mumbling in an alien language I couldn't understand, but clearly he was asking to where Eliza went to.
I shook my head, "yeah, I'm not telling you that..."
The creature let's out an irritated growl, bringing up his fist, I expected the worst.

A siren stopped him.

Looking up the creature looks at me, before heading out the doors.

Peter's POV
The Sirens went off, I had already taken off with Liz, or Hela.
"Oh my god, I had a crush on Loki's daughter!!"
Hela looks at me, as we were dangling near the ceiling.
"Thank you again, Spiderman. For saving my life", I smiled.
"You're welcome-" I then cleared my voice, putting on a new yorker accent, "yeah, yeah. Your welcome, it's no problem really".
"I should probably introduce myself..." "That's not needed, Hela. Loki's daughter",
Liz's eyes widened, then they faltered, "you heard our conversation, and I didn't sense you. Impressive", "thanks".
We both looked down to see alien soldiers run pass.
"You know Spiderman, I could help you. After all, I am the daughter of Mischief", her eyes swirled with a light green as she said that.
I was amazed by her,
"Oh god. I'm falling for MJ, but Liz is so...
Why Me!?"

Liz starts to twirl her fingers, a green mist circling around us.
My feet now feeling a hard surface, we were in the vents.
I looked around, no one.
"Alright, I think the coast is clear Mr...?" "Spiderman".
Liz puts her hands on her hips, "well sorry Spiderman, I don't do hidden identities".
Liz quickly pulled off my mask, as I stood there shocked, looking at Liz.
Liz's mouth hung open,
"Peter?"
I nervously smiled, "hi Liz".
"Peter... You're Spiderman? You're the guy who caught my stepfather?
Wow..."
"Yeah, I'm really sorry about that-"
"This explains sooooo much, I mean, you ditched me at the dance. Always disappearing and quitting clubs, all this time you were Spiderman".
"Yeah. Oh, I met your father. Loki"
"He's my biological father. Not my real dad if he ain't there" she snapped.
I put up my hands in surrender, "ok, ok. That's fine".

Loki's POV
Connie's eyes glowed white as the portal closed, she looked at me, "you have a daughter!?" "Shhh!"
I raise a brow,
"yes, I have many daughter's".
"And apparently one by another woman-!!"
I quickly covered her mouth with my hand, "shhh, do you want to get caught?"
A punch was sent to my stomach as hurled over in pain,
"Hela Lokisdottir, know her now?"
I only let out a groan.