Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

Somethin' New

        Peter and I were in the training room, "Go easy on him!! He's just a boy" Stark yells. Peter looks at him, as I laugh. I ready myself "come on Spiderman, show me what you got", Peter nods going in for a punch which I easily deflect. His eyes wandering to the side, I can see how uncomfortable he is, he's also distracted. I spin around, with a kick heading his way, he looked just in time to duck. As he stands again as I punch him in the gut, and the face. He stumbles back as I cross my arms "you're distracted". Peter shakes his head "no I'm not", his eyes wander off again. I follow his gaze to my fellow coworkers, Stark's eyes going wide, grabbing Peter's fist and twisting it behind his back. Peter groaning in pain as I let go and push him forward, "I'm never distracted Peter, though it was a good move, I can't afford to not pay attention. This will be good in combat" I say to him, Peter nods, I look over to my coworkers "we need privacy" I tell them. I look over to Peter and smile, suddenly hearing "you can't make-out in the training room" from Stark. I look over to him, a glare I send that immediately has him getting up with everyone following. Loki and Alexis smiling at us, as they too walked out. Grabbing Peter's foot, I look at him "you still tried it..." I push down his foot, and punching him sideways making him spin around to come at me with a kick, moving out the way I tackle him to the ground as I pinned his leg up, "ah ow, ow, ow, I give!" I stop, getting off "you give up to easily, Parker". I hear Peter's footsteps, sending my elbow backwards as I heard a painful groan as turned around to see Peter holding his gut, as I shake my head. "This is gonna be a long day".

      Both me and Peter walk in the living room to see Phoenix and T'challa talking to each other, Phoenix slapped T'challa. Both me and Peter froze, "you think I care that you're a prince, I am an independent woman, bitch. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't have stayed", Phoenix then walks away from a shocked T'challa. I motion my head back, as in let's leave him alone. Clearly Peter didn't see, "dang, you...a prince, got slapped by your girlfriend, tough man". T'challa looks over to us, as I just smirk and sit on the couch. T'challa looks to me "this is not normal for me". I laugh "I bet it's not, so tell me. What are the girls like in Wakanda?" T'challa thinks for a moment before saying "they are wise, confident, well-spoken", I froze "not what I was expecting, but she is all those things to the Hundredth power, on top of that she's more stronger-" "I can see that" he says rubbing his cheek. "She has seen a lot of tough times, trust me. What she just said, is automatically true. She don't like you, she don't stay. She like you? Um, maybe she'll stay- and in this case, she stayed, with you. Be grateful" I say harshly. T'challa looks at me, his eyes then turning to Peter "I like her Peter, keep her". Peter's eyes go wide as saucers "what- no! We're not-" "we're not a thing, we're acquaintances, nothing more" I say. T'challa smiles "I never said you were a thing, I just ment that he should keep you around", I blush, embarrassed at my words. "Urgh! What the-!? What am I? A highschool girl? Wait- nah". "Well, you were implying it, yes?" I ask. T'challa's smile disappears "you are like my sister, so difficult", I shrug "you'll get use to it".

        "Here you go!!" Clint says as he reveals a what looks like a good looking.....meatloaf? Eliza pats him on the back, as I stare at this new woman at the table. "Well Clint, this looks good" she says looking over at the woman who sips on wine. "Oh, an announcement. This..." Gesturing to the woman "is Yvonne Míercoles-" a few gasps were heard from a few agents in the back, as I wonder who this Yvonne character is. Not even noticing Peter looking at my chest, til I caught him starring. "What you looking at, Peter?" I say sarcastically. Peter immediately looking away as his whole face turns red, I smirk. "Míercoles? The inhuman who destroyed 1/2 of New Mexico?" A agent asks. "It was an accident, the 1/3 destruction of Paris..... Now that's a different story". Steve looks at her unimpressed at her, Eliza looks at this and starts cutting the meatloaf, a nasty aroma hitting my nostrils as I immediately feel the need to throw up. Peter slowly covering up his nose, as Yvonne refills her glass and stuffing half her face in the glass. "Jesus Clint, what'd put in there, a dead cow?" Clint looks insulted by this "hey, it's good, ask Nat, she's tasted it before". We all turned to look at her, Nat nods "it's- it's good". We all know she's lying, Eliza begins to speak, though she was having difficulty doing that, "well- um.... Steve.." "Hmm?" "You....might've known her.....grandmother, yeah?" "Oh? Name.... *cough* what was her....name?" "*cough cough* uh, Connie Sanchez". Both Steve and Bucky froze, "my Bonnie?" Bucky asks, Yvonne freezes. Steve nods "yeah, she was gonna marry Bucky, if I'm not mistaken?" Eliza puts a piece of meatloaf on Nat's plate. "Well, this is awkward. Yes, um Connie moved on... To a handsome Italian, they had a daughter who got knocked up by  a Mexican, which got Yvonne here. So glad that conversation is over, let's talk about how much we want Loki to cook right now" Eliza said in a fast pace. Eliza taking Nat's plate and dumping all that shit in the trash. Clint looks a little hurt, Eliza pecks him on the cheek "sorry". "How's Bonnie?" Buck asks, I can feel the tension in the room. "She died, four years ago, from Alzheimer. She always said you were a great man, and if you were still alive, I would've probably looked different". Bucky smiles at this, "you're a good... Friend" I hear as I feel a hand grab mine, I look down to see it's Peter's. I look at him "but I want to be more" "you're a good friend, too" I say with a half smile. "Aw, Loki cook your famous Chicken Pasta!!" Eliza yells, Loki scoffing at this. "Ooh, chicken pasta.... Loki get your ass up", "what?" Stark looks at him "Get up. Go to the kitchen. Make Chicken Pasta!!" "Yeah! Get up, I don't want to eat Clint's shit" Nat says, earning a shock look from Clint. Loki laughs as he gets up "well, I wish my children were here", I smile. "Oh, did I not tell you?" Stark asks, both Loki and Alexis starring at Stark. Stark sighs "ok, so that's a no. You're kids took a plane here, using someone's identity-" "*sigh* Tony", "still happy you named one of your sons after me, and they're riding on one of Shield's planes". "That would be Frigga" Loki says, Ding! "Mommy!!" "Look they're here now". We all got up and walked out to the living room to see an agent holding a blonde little girl, as a lot of children stood by two more agents. "Karma" Alexis says grabbing the blonde girl and raising her up to look at her. "Whose idea was it?" Loki asks, all the children moved aside to reveal the twins Lizzie and Carlotta, "we're sorry" they said in union. "Are you all okay?" Alexis asks, both Steve and Tony nod, "I told them we shouldn't have done it" Natasha says, earning a smile from Clint and the actual Natasha. "Mom, Natasha's being a know-it-all again" Theo whines. Loki looks at Alexis, Alexis just nervously laughs, cutting short to say "your father's making chicken pasta", "yay!!" "They're going straight back!! Hold did!!- how didn't your aunt not see you?" Everyone looks at Bruce, Bruce looks at his siblings, "snitches" he mumbles. I hold in a laugh, as I elbow Peter in the face, as he tried to surprise attack me. "And you still tried it, wow".