Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

An Actual, Real, True, Hero

    For the past days, I've watched Peter live his life. A normal life, Ned even let him put that stupid guy on that nerd thingy. I watched as he awkwardly asked out Liz to homecoming, lucky slut.

    The day of Homecoming, I found Pepper in my apartment. I froze "what are you doing in my apartment?" Pepper just smiled before saying "Phil told me today was your homecoming, he said you didn't mention it....and well.. I knew you didn't have anything to wear". "Pepper, you didn't by chance, buy me a dress. Did you?" Pepper took out a dress from behind her and squealed as I covered my ears. "And shoes?" "Aaahhh!!" She she screamed holding up shoes. I nodded "great, thanks.... Pepper", " now let's move on to your hair" "don't touch my hair, you can mess with below my head, below". "Sweetheart, makeup" "no" "but the hair MJ, the hair" "no way". Pepper sighs "fine, so... Anybody ask you out?" "No" "figured" "what?" "It's just- you're a.....mean person, so I got you a corsage" she said holding up a pink bellflower, I looked at her "I don't want your pity corsage". "MJ, take this corsage, and wear it proudly", I rolled my eyes "fine". Pepper once squealed again, "Pepper!! I will clock you in your sarcophagus if you don't stop screaming". Pepper stopped but just smiled, I sighed "I hate school" "oh, your first teenage moment, and I was here to see it" "what?"

       At the Homecoming, I was hanging with my...... Friends. Searching for Peter, "who are you looking for?" I snapped my head around to look at Abe, "Liz". Abe nodded "oh, I think she's talking to her friends", "I know", Abe freezes, walking slowly away from me. I nodded, I then saw Ned wave at something, I looked over to see Peter. "Just wave", I smiled and held up the middle finger. "Wow, Pepper was right, I am mean".
  
    It wasn't too long before Peter left Liz standing alone, Ned and I shared a look, "what's up with him? Go check it out" I told Ned. He looked at me before walking out the doors. I waited for Ned to come back, which never happened. I soon went into the halls to soon pass by a computer lab, I stopped. I looked to see Ned on the computer, switching back and forth. I quickly snuck in to see what he was doing, "He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn", "Stark takes your suit, and you still think Spiderman's on a go? Really, Parker?" I put in an earpiece to hear Peter, "What? That makes no sense. He said he was going out of town". "Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy. Don't think he likes you, by the way. It sounded like he was catching a flight". "Moving day", I got out of the room and called Happy, "hello?" "Happy, it's MJ-" "who?" I sighed "Michelle" "oh, what do you want?" "I need you to call off the flight" "no" "excuse me?" "Look, all of this stuff has to be moved upstate- Why am I explaining this to a child, bye!" "W-!" He hung up, I huffed. I then went back in the computer lab, "Peter. Are you okay?" "Yeah. Just keep trying to get through to Happy" "he's not gonna listen". "It's been an honor, Spiderman". I smiled, before I hid under a table, the lights were switched on "what are you doing here? There's a dance". Ned turned around, closing the computer "uh... I'm...looking...at porn". I rose up from the table "he was helping me..." The teacher looked at me, "with a project, we'll just leave, and go back to the dance". The teacher looked at me, then at Ned who just smiled. The teacher nodded "okay". I looked at Ned "come on Ned", he looked at me before getting up. As we left the classroom, Ned looked at me "uh-" "look Ned, you pretending to be Spiderman's guy in the chair isn't all that bad. Though, you owe me, remember that in the future" I said walking away from him. I walked outside, hijacking a car and driving off,