Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

Mr. Loki

          Ow ow....ow, ow. I was limping to the kitchen as I saw Mr. Loki groaning in pain as his wife Alexis rubs his back "I'm really sorry, y- you just pissed me off. Okay? Oh, hi Peter". Loki soon stood straight up, wincing a little as he did. Alexis grabbed a bag of frozen peas and tossed them to me, as I caught them I looked at her "oh, um thanks. But I don't need it" I threw it it back to Alexis, Mr. Loki catching it "I needed it, and from you limping here, I'd say you need it too" he threw it back to me, I caught it and limped to the living room.

              Loki's POV
    I then felt a peck on my cheek as I looked over to my wife Alexis, who smiled at me "I think you being a dad, has made you soft". I smirked, quickly grabbing Alexis by her waist which made her giggle. "My dear, I may have a few weaknesses-" "a few?" "Ok, a lot....of weaknesses, but I assure you. I have not grown soft", Alexis nods, before looking down at her growing abdomen. "Does the others know?" I ask, she looks up at me. "Eliza knows, Nick.... He doesn't need to know. What are we gonna name this one? Huh?" I was about to answer til I noticed Thor was in the kitchen, with us. My ears prepared themselves, "YOU'RE HAVING ANOTHER ONE!!? IS IT A BOY?" Thor asks, Alexis's mouth a gap as she slowly turned around to face Thor "we don't know yet", "OH, EVERYONE IS GONNA BE SO SURPRISED, AGAIN!!" "No! Thor, you can't tell anybody". Thor's face fell "why not?" "Cause if you do that, Nick's gonna send me home. Eliza made it very clear to me if I were sent home, you'd all die, I don't want that Thor". Thor nods, then smiles "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA NAME IT?" Alexis shrugged "don't know yet", Thor nods, getting a poptart from the cabinet and walking out. Alexis let out a sigh, " so.... Did Eliza really tell you that this was to hidden?" Alexis turns to face me, biting her lip "no, though I thought this might help. You know, me being truthful all the time married to a liar all the time", "ouch, that hurt". Alexis giggled.

        Connie's POV
(Y'all don't know her!? It's about to be upgrade to the group y'all!!😀😀)

I sit quietly in this interrogation room they put me in, a man entering the room, he seemed to be in his mid forties. He looks at me, as I chew on my gum. "Connie Sanchez-" "You don't really think that's my actual name, do you?" I ask. The man looks at me, holding up some papers "well, your file is right here". I smile "Yvonne Míercoles, you might have that file too...... Coulson". Coulson sits up straight, "you do know that Yvonne Míercoles was a very dangerous-" "inhuman? The abilities she had, or I have. Illusions, telekinesis, telepathic, controller of the elements, persuasion, I'm very rare in the inhuman society. They called me The white crystal, you called me a monster. How..... Human of you". Coulson opens the file "you're married to Arron Davis-" "sure, not his real name though". "You know.... Alexis Ryan...." He looks up at me, "I also know her husband, Loki. Lying bastard" I muttered. Coulson gets up from the chair and walks out the room, "sir, she knows" I hear Coulson said, he was talking to Nick Fury. "So, Alexis told her?" I hear him ask, I quickly surface to his mind "no, I just know things. Ya dig". The door opened and I see Director Fury in the room, starring at me as I smirk "Mr. Fury, how pleasant to see you....again". "Hello Connie, I'm on my way there", I nod. As soon as Nick opens his mouth, I put up my hand, waiting four seconds til I pointed to the door. Eliza came bursting in "Connie, so glad you're here, come on let's go", "um.... Excuse me-?" "She's of great help to us, do not mess this up with your attitude", Coulson looks away as Nick is shocked. We both walked to the main floor, I open my mouth. "You'll like it, Clint's making a something surprise, it's disgusting so brace yourself". I nodded "so you and Hawkeye, what an unusual couple. Too bad it won't-" "it's enough time for me", "our future is crumbling-" "our future will be fine. The future I see rests on a happy galaxy, our future rests in the hands-" "of a millionaire Playboy who doesn't know when to stop experimenting? *scoff* I'd rather our future rest..." Eliza pushes the elevator button, the doors open as we get in, "in Loki's mischievous hands". "Oh, damn" Eliza pushes a button, the doors closing. "Las cámaras funcionan las 24 horas del día, los 7 Dias del de la semana, el Capitán América comenzará inmediatamente a determinar su tamaño, incluido mi padre. Buena suerte" "gracias, estas personas no saben español, ¿eh?", Eliza shakes her head as I laugh. The doors open and I see a very familiar face, a familiar face that was suppose to be dead. I open my mouth, "I know I know "your supposed to be dead" "what the hell, Phoenix?" Yeah, give me a hug", I sigh as I went in for a hug.

              MJ's POV
      I rewind the news report, although there was a lot of news report about the "Mother Earth" the first one was directly to Eliza, but the weird thing was, Eliza's mother left, and never turned back. That's how cold-hearted her mother was. "The message doesn't make sense", my instincts immediately came in, making me sucker punch someone. I looked over quickly and pinned my opponent to the ground, "ah" I hear. It's Loki, I wince but immediately regain myself, getting up and clearing my throat, I casually say "that's for New York", Loki looks at me but hold his jaw. "Oh yeah, I may have used some shock in that punch".