Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

The Avengers and friends, also Loki

     I looked around the room, the whole avengers team was here. My friends are here, highly skilled agents including Phil and Fury, and of course..... Loki, everyone was here. Except Peter, I was currently hugging Alexis who had told me she was expecting another one. I looked her "don't you have 12 children..... Already?" Alexis nodded "yeah, Loki's a horn dog" "oh? Didn't need to hear that". Alexis laughs as I look over her shoulder to see Thor hugging Loki who was constantly struggling in his grip. I looked at Alexis "hey.... Let's do something....fun, heh?" Alexis looked over at Loki, then back at me and smiles.

   Peter walked in the room, looking around to see all the avengers (except Banner😥). His smile could be seen by everyone, "WHO IS THIS YOUNGER MAN?" Thor asks, Peter opens his mouth. "This is Peter, but as one of us- or is gonna be one of us, he's Spiderman" Tony says. Peter nodded "hi...." His gaze spotting everybody, but his smile soon vanished when he saw "whoa, Michelle?" I chuckled "uh, thank you. My- my friends call me MJ" I repeated smiling. "Wait, you knew I was Spiderman?" He asks, I nodded. "MJ here was assigned to watch you, you know. Make sure you were safe" Phil says looking at him, Peter sighs "so technically, she was-" "your babysitter? Yes" Nick answers. I chuckled ".....yeah, but now that you know. We're gonna have to get rid of you", Peter looks at me "get- get rid of me?" I nodded, snapping my fingers. Another Peter walked into the room, starring right at Peter, Peter looked at the other Peter in horror "You cloned me!?" "There are many clones of you...." The other Peter says, "just as there are many clones of Captain America, Hawkeye, and Black Widow" "I TOO AM A CLONE". Peter looks at Tony "Mr. Stark?" Tony looks at him "sorry Pete, but this version of you..." He said gesturing to the other Peter, "is so much better then the original". The other Peter took a step closer only for Peter to take a step back, "I'm going to enjoy being around our aunt May". Peter's face was unbelievably scared as he ran to the elevator, pushing the buttons as quickly as he could. I then bursted out laughing, Eliza and Hawkeye doing the same. Steve, Bucky, and Thor chuckling greatly, and Natasha smiling. Peter looks at us, the doors opening, "Peter... We didn't clone you, look" I said gesturing to the other Peter who turned back to Loki. Peter looked at Tony who just said "it's just a little joke", Peter nodded "ok, hi Mr...... Loki?" Loki nodded "hello Parker", "oh. You know my last name, that's..... Great", Eliza walked up to him and put an arm around him "look at it like this...... MJ's a spy who was carefully watching over you throughout the entire school year, I think". Peter nodded "is that why she was so mean to me?" Eliza froze "..... How about we introduce everybody, there are some people you don't know".

    ~After Introductions

    "Wow, I had no idea Loki. The guy who destroyed New York, has a wife and children, Thor must be very happy about that" "INDEED, I HAVE SO MANY NIECES AND NEPHEWS. THOUGH I DO THANK LADY ALEXIS", Loki rolls his eyes as Alexis smiles. "Hawkeye, I didn't know you were dating Eliza here" "what?" He asks, "I said I was just kidding" Eliza says, while Nick looks at her with suspension. "Hulk not being here, cause he's in space somewhere, MJ watching me, even though that explains why she was around me all the time-" "don't forget, I listen to your conversations, Baby monitor protocol". Peter froze "..... So....everything, everything?" "Everything". Peter nodded "okay, I think I'm ready to go on, how about you guys?" We all looked at each other, then at Director Fury who looked at us "great, now we will handle Gaia with all that we can-" "you just referred to her as the Greek god version of Mother Earth!! Her name is Rhea, okay?" Everyone looked at her, "okay.... Rhea.." Nick said nodding, Eliza put up her hands in surrender.