Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

Saving MJ

Peter's POV

I watched as Liz and Clint sneak towards the main hall, cutting the corner. I see a dozen of troops head their way.
Acting fast I jump out onto ground, "hey!! You big ugly aliens, how's your life!!?"
The aliens start up their weapons, Liz heading away, as Clint nodded before following her.

I turn back to the aliens as I quickly shot my webs at the aliens, swinging around and kicking some alien butt.

Loki's POV

"Why don't I like this plan?" Eliza asks, I look at her "maybe it's because-" "I'm not taking advice from a killer".
I sigh, "I wasn't in control of my body, okay",
"Oh my god, really?
What a  coincidence I don't care"
"I thought we were cool".
"I'm ok with you, because if I did do anything to you... Alexis would kill me before you could snap your fingers..." Eliza looks off, groaning as she held her head.
"What is it?"
"Something's not right, but... Argh! Someone's blocking it, can't see it all clearly".

"Loki, Run!! Abort Mission!! I repeat. Abort!! Abort!!"

"I think I know what the problem is. And we should run, Now!!" "What-?"
I grab Eliza's arm, and start running as Eliza struggled to keep up with my pace.
As both doors flew off, a few of the Chitauri army rushing out the doors as we turned the corner.
A portal opens, Connie jumped out.
Along with a bruised up MJ, all our heads turning to see four Chitauri soldiers.
Before anyone could act, two of the soldiers were shot in the head with an arrow. While the other two were torn into half, all fell to reveal Hela and Clint,
They fist bumped.
"Liz...?
Or should I call you Hela now?" MJ asks smirking.
Hela stops, "you knew?"
"Well, yeah. I work for S.H.I.E.L.D. after all".
The Chitauri soldiers were coming, MJ cracks her neck.
"I got this one", she passes by all of us as she cracks her knuckles.
Holding her hands high above her head, an electrical ball as her eyes turned blue.
The Chitauri soldiers saw her,
right as she threw it right at them.
Going down in seconds, MJ looks back at us.
"We can't beat them at this rate, we need the Avengers-!!"
MJ stopped, "do you guys smell that?" She asked.

Peter's POV

"Oh my god, not what I wanted to happen, Defiantly not what I wanted to Happen!!"
I shot my webs,
"Karen, how do I fix this!?"
"I would suggest rapid fire webs".
"That sounds-"
Blam!!
"Like I should do it now!"
I shot out my webs, the Chitauri soldiers were just stuck there.
I smiled, as I turn around to see one of the Chitauri was facing me.
Mumbling in his alien language he- Drops dead! Damn.
MJ smiles, "hey Parker. Come on we're leaving".

"Yeah, well.... I was the distraction to... Save you".
"uh-huh, that's nice let's go", I looked at her, as I nodded.
"I thought you liked Liz, who's she?" "Uh, no one Karen. Just a friend, I think?"