Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

Spider Mania

   I looked around the school to see everyone including me was wearing something to thank Spiderman. This past weekend, Midtown's Academic Decathlon team defeated the country's best to win the national championship. Later that day, they also defeated death. "Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody screaming". "There were purple lasers and smoke. It was ****tight, like a Bon Jovi concert", I laughed. "As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing. I couldn't bear to lose another student on a trip. Not again". Thankfully, no one was seriously injured thanks to the Spiderman. "Thank you-" "you, Spiderman-" "Spiderman". Up next: the Spiderman mania is sweeping the school. How can you show your spider spirit?
   I caught a glimpse of Peter walking by smiling. He had his mask hanging out of his pocket, I quickly shoved him, while also pushing it down in his pocket. 
I remember he has detention, he's not gonna do anything stupid...... I hope.

   Right in detention, I was sitting right behind Peter, sketching the coach in a crisis. A stupid Captain America lecture playing, that was til Peter got up and left, I threw a tracker right on his neck. I smiled, "Hey! Where you going? Get back here". I looked at him in disappointment. "Why are you here? You don't even have detention". "Oh, I know. I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis". The coach looked at me as I raised my book, I chuckled "it's you". After awhile I got up and looked at my phone, going out the bathroom window. I followed him to a parking lot, he was currently interrogating.... A Aaron Davis. He was failing though, "I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sounds like". "I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. I mean, I'm a- I'm a man". "I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl-" "I'm not a girl. I'm a man. Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons? I need to know. Give me names or else". Aaron looked at him before slamming down the trunk. Scaring Peter, I shook my head "sucks at interrogating". "You ain't ever done this before, huh?" "Deactivate Interrogation Mode.." "This dude needs to learn from a professional". He now talked in his normal tone of voice "look, man. These guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous. They can't be out on the streets. Look! If one of them can cut Delmar's Bodega in half-" "You know Delmar's?" "Yeah, best sandwich in Queens", "Sub Haven's pretty good" "eh, it's too much bread" "I like bread". "Are they seriously talking about sandwich's right now?" "Come on, man, please". Aaron didn't respond, "stupid Interrogation Mode. Karen, don't ever do that again". "The other night, you told that dude, if you're gonna shoot somebody, shoot me. It's pretty ballsy". I raised a brow "ballsy?" "I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. I got a nephew who live here". "Who are these guys? What can you tell me about the guy with the wings?" "Other then he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing. I don't know who he is or where he is".  Peter sighs, as I stood up "talk about a waste of time...", as I was about to walk away. "I do know where he's gonna be". I stopped "...or not", "really?" "Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with, he's supposed to be doing a deal with him". "Yes! Yes" he yells as he's walking away with no location. "Thank-" "Hey, Hey, Hey. I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location". "Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just- Yeah" he says leaning on the car. "Where is it?" "Can I give you some advice?" "Hmm?" "You gotta get better at this part of the job". "I don't understand. I'm intimidating", I scoffed "no, you're not". "Staten Island Ferry, 11" "Oh, that's soon. Hey, that's gonna dissolve in two hours". "No, no, no. Come fix this" "Two hours. You deserve that" "I got ice cream in here". "You deserve that. You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal". I laughed as I covered up my face with a mask, walking towards Aaron. I quickly turned him around, "Whoa!! What did I do!?" "You know dang well what you did" "I didn't do anything!" I chuckled "I know, I'm just messing with you..... Samuel". Samuel stopped "what the fuck MJ, that was not cool". I pulled down my mask "no, but it was hilarious. So, how are you and Connie?" "Good, we're um- married now" "oh? That's great, but I think she could've done better" "wow" "yeah". Samuel looked at the webbing on his hand, then at me "you mind?" "Sure", I lifted it just a little, before the electric waves lifted the stick, I simply moved it and balled it up. Putting it in my pocket, "shouldn't you be at S.H.I.E.LD or somethin'?" "I'm on a assignment" "that spider boy?" "Yep, gotta go" "bye".

    
     I was already on the Ferry, when overheard a conversation "He's up front, main deck" "I hate this guy", I looked over my shoulder to see the guy from the bridge. "Right on the money, Samuel". The guy got up, "just keep me posted", I then caught a glimpse of the other guy. Liz's dad? He's working the deal's, I sighed "poor Liz", incoming call from: Director Nick Fury. I groaned, "Agent Johnson, what are you doing out of school?" "Hey! Y'all wanted me to follow the kid". "You two shouldn't be there, FBI is already there, they'll handle that", I scoffed "then someone should call the kid, cause he's down there right now", "I'll call Stark". The call ended, as I kept watch on Liz's dad. It wasn't to long til he got up, with me not too far behind. I came in a minute late, before wings came flying out a white van. "Shit!" I ran to the front just to be missed by a laser, "Get to the top deck. We're getting out of here". Spiderman shot a web at him, only for it to be cut off, the man ran up the stairs, as I went on pursuit after him. "Freeze! Stop where you are!" The guy stopped and took a shot at me with that electric shot. True it hurt like hell, but the electricity just gave me more power as it calmed down, the man gave another punch only for me to kick him backwards. As he went flying backwards, I pulled out a pair of handcuffs as I was ready to put them on him. My arm was then shot by a laser "Aah!" Just like that the guy got away. Another laser went off again, I ran up the stairs to the third floor. A visible line could be seen right in the middle of the Ferry, "oh no". As it slowly moved apart, we all moved back, and just like that Spiderman showed up, and in seconds the Ferry was staying up by webs. I sighed in relief, "thanks Parker". "Yeah, Spiderman!" A man cheered, just as all the strings broke, "Ah Why?!" Spiderman could be seen holding the last of his strings, as it slowly moved apart. That was by miracle, it was coming together, I laughed out in joy and relief. Clanking could be heard as I saw ironman. "Hi, Spiderman. Band practice, was it?" I nearly screamed out in joy but contained myself.

    I watched as Peter went after Stark, long story short. Tony took the suit, Spiderman is taking a break, but I still had to look after Parker. Maybe this means he'll stay outta trouble.

      "I was so entirely wrong, that it's not even funny".