Losers & Weirdos Always Catch The Hero Drift

Wow

      Peter's POV
  I watched as MJ ate her slice of pizza, she then stopped as she looked at me "what?" I shook my head "it's just, I can't believe you're an agent. Isn't it dangerous?" I ask, MJ smirks holding up a hand to show me electrical waves between her fingers "Peter, I am dangerous..." I stare at her. "Michelle here has been an agent of ours, for two years and five months". My eyes widened "wow, that's a long time", "you're damn right it's a long time". Mr. Stark looks at me "14 years old and she could kick every agents butt in a matter of seconds". "Including his" MJ says nudging her head at Mr. Stark, "no you didn't", "yes she did"
Mr. Coulson says. I stifled a laugh, Mr. Stark looks at me "are you laughing-?" "Let him laugh, it's funny". MJ smiles at me, I smile back, "awe, young love. It's beautiful, no?" Phoenix says with a giggle. MJ stops "I thought you were dead! And you were in Wakanda? This whole time?!" Phoenix shrugged "I don't die by anyone's hand, you should know this by now". "Ca-Caw!!" Phoenix quickly shifts into a Falcon and lands on Hawkeye's shoulder "ca-caw baby", "get off his shoulder" Eliza says coldly. Phoenix immediately gets off, landing my shoulder. I was startled, feeling her claws on my shoulder, "oh right, you're a couple". "Hey, keep it down, I don't want Nick hearing his little girl is grown and is probably pregnant with Hawkeye's baby". We all stopped, frozen in place, Eliza laughed "I'm kidding". Everyone still looked at her, Eliza stopped "oh, okay. Well as my father said we will be promptly brutally killed if we don't train, Phoenix your with T'challa, I'm with Hawkeye..." She says winking at him, "and Peter your with MJ" she says with a smile. I look over at MJ who is now standing, "c'mon Pete, I promise I'll go easy on you". Mr. Stark whistles "take the shot Peter, it's not gonna last long", I smile as I follow MJ to the elevator. As we got in, I forgotten that Phoenix was still on my shoulder, "hey Phoenix..." "Huh?" "Don't hurt the boy with them claws", "oh, my bad" she says jumping off and returning to human form. We stood in silence for a while, "so MJ. Was the little spider any trouble?" Phoenix asks giggling. I roll my eyes as does MJ when she answers "yeah, didn't know what stay on the ground means. I gotta say, his success at capturing the Vulture made it easy to forgive him for being stupid", "I am right here". The elevator doors opened and I was face to face with black panther, "hello, Peter". I waved "h- hi Mr-" "please, call me T'challa. Phoenix..." Phoenix stood tall with a straight face "yes, sir" "I will be in the main hall. Waiting for the practice to begin", Phoenix smiles "ok, sir. Be on your guard, sir". T'challa smiles as the door closes, "he's not gonna use the elevator?" "Nope", "weird". "Check behind you Peter". I look behind to see T'challa climbing outside of the Stark Tower, "how come when I do it, it's get down here! And when he does it it's wow, that's amazing", "nobody said it was amazing, we just wanted you to see this" Phoenix adds.