Your POV
At the time the twins, Soos, and I were watching tv while Stan was with a group of tourists outside.
Announcer: *tv* The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *cheer*
Announcer: Tiger Fist will return after these messages.
Soos: Hey look, is that commercial I was telling you guys about!
Announcer: Are you completely miserable?
Man: *tv, crying on a bed* Yes!!!
Announcer: Then you need to meet-!!!
Voice: *tv* Gideon.....!!!
You: Oh, him.
Dipper: Gideon?
Mabel: What makes him so special?
Announcer: He's a psychic!!!
Mabel: Aru?!?
Announcer: So don't waste your time with other so called "Man of Mystery", learn about tomorrow's tonight!!! At Gideon's Tent of Telepathy!!!
Mabel: Wow, I'm getting all curious-y inside!!!
You: Don't get too curious-y, that guy's an obnoxious brat with an ego bigger than his hair.
Stan: *walks in* (y/n)'s right. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town I've had nothing but trouble!!!
Mabel: Well, is he really psychic?!?
Dipper: I think we should go and find out!!!
Stan: Never!!! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition!!! No one that lives under my roof is going under that... Gideon's roof.
Dipper: Do tents have roofs?
Mabel: I think we just found our loophole! *takes out a rope with a loop* Literally!!! Muap muap!!!
You: I'll go too. *turn phoenix and land on Dipper's hat* I'll be your guardian angel incase anything happens.
Mabel: Yay!!!
Dipper: Why do you keep staying on my hat?!?!?
You: It's confortable! The fabric is super nice and I like to snuggle!
Dipper: *groans*
Mabel: *laughs*
Announcer: So come down soon, folks!!! Gideon's expecting ya...!!!
And so we go to the Tent of Telepathy. When we got there we got some seats in the second row. The whole place had a weird atmosphere, one I did not like.
Dipper: Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack! They even have their own Soos! *points at a guy with the name tag Deuce*
Soos: *glares at Deuce*
You: Ooh, Soos replica!
Dipper: *takes his hat off* Get off!
You: *land on the bench* Alright, fine!!! *turn human* Rude!
Mabel: It's starting!!!
Dipper: Let's see what this monster looks like.
After a while the curtains open revealing a boy who looked far younger than us, with hair bigger than him entirely. Ugh, Gideon.
Gideon: Hello, America!!! My name is Lil' Gideon!!! *claps making doves fly out of his hair*
Audience: *cheers for him*
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
