Your POV
We were at the gift shop minding our own business. Well, not Mabel and I. We were spying on Pine and Wendy.
Dipper: *mimics a guy in the security camera with a much deeper voice* Do you have this t-shirt in my size?
Wendy: *mimics Stan in the security camera* I have something even better! Behold: my butt!!!
Dipper and Wendy: *laugh*
Dipper: *whispers* I could play this game forever!
Wendy: What'd you say?
Dipper: Coughing!!! *coughs* I was coughing!!! Those weren't words!!!
You and Mabel: *laugh*
Mabel: This is fun, what you two have!
You: It's like our own private tv show!
Dipper: Mabel, (y/n), how long have you been standing there?!?
Mabel: Don't worry about that! Let's talk about why I'm doing this dance!!! *does a weird dance*
Dipper: Oh no, she got into the Smile Dip again!!!
You: I'll get some water.
Mabel: Wrong one thousand!!! It's because today is the greatest day of my life!!! *throws Dipper a calendar which hits his face*
Dipper: Ow!!!
You: *snort and hold a laugh before taking the calendar*
Mabel: Sev'ral Timez is playing at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet!!!
You: Ohhhhh, yeah, I heard about that.
Dipper: Uhg, Sev'ral Timez? Aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late?
You: M, you know all those boy bands are fake, right?
Wendy: (y/n)'s right, they're just a manufactured product of the bloated corporate music industry.
Mabel: You're making my dance sad.
Dipper: *snickers* They's probably a machine that mass-produces them!
Wendy: Or maybe the boys are grown from pods!!!
You, Dipper, and Wendy: *laugh*
Mabel: You guys can't ruin this for me, Mabel's got backup!
Candy and Grenda: *enter*
Grenda: Hey guys!
Candy: Woohoo!
Mabel: Ready for the greatest night of our lives?!? *singing* How many times am I gonna love ya?
Mabel, Candy, and Grenda: Sev'ral Timez!!! *laugh and leave*
Dipper: Uhg, girls.
Wendy: I know, right?
And with that Mabel and her friends went upstairs to get ready while I started doing random things trying not to get bored. Then I decided to just go to the living room and watch some tv, but as I go inside, I start to heat a familiar voice making me place my ear against the door. Robbie...!
Robbie: So hey, Wendy, Nate and his girlfriend are going to Lookout Point this weekend, maybe we should go too.
Wendy: Are you kidding me?!? First you stand me up last night, and instead of apologizing you want me to go to Lookout Point?!?
Dipper: I'll just be over here... *goes to where you were hiding and bumps into you* (y/-
You: *cover his mouth* Shh!!! *gesture at the door*
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
