Your POV
It was a dark and stormy night. The twins and I were upstairs. They were playing a game while I read a book.
Dipper: I'm gonna say... B5.
Mabel: Miss!!! *places a figure* Muap!!!
Dipper: I don't think you're playing this right.
You: *laugh quietly*
Stan: *from downstairs* Kids, come quick!!!
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *go downstairs to the living room*
Stan: *laughs* I need you to laugh at this with me!!!
Gideon: *singing on the tv* Who's cute as a button and always your friend? Little G-I-D to the E-O-N! Wink!
Bud: *tv* Lil' Gideon!
You: Uhg, Gideon.
Mabel: Remember when I wouldn't date him and he tried to destroy us?
Stan: He's always trying to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack!
Wendy: *comes in* One time I called him stealing my moisturizer!
Soos: And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together!
Bud: Come on down to Lil' Gideon's Tent of Telepathy! Opening soon at this location!
The Mystery Shack is shown being crushed by the Tent of Telepathy.
Dipper: Uh, should we be worried about that?
Stan: Please, the only way Gideon's taking over this shack is by breaking in and stealing my deed.
Smash
Wendy: You mean like, right now?
You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, and Stan: *go to Stan's office and see Gideon trying to open the safe*
Stan: Gideon!!!
Gideon: Well well Stanford, my arch-nemesis!!! We seem to have entered a game of Cat'n'Mouse!!! But the question remains: Who is the cat and who is the-!!!
Stan: Soos, broom.
Soos: *gives Stan a broom*
Gideon: Oh no, not the broom!!!
Stan: *follows Gideon with the broom*
Gideon: *hisses*
Stan: *hits Gideon with the broom twice*
Gideon: *runs out the front porch* You mark my words, Stanford!!! One day I'm gonna get that combination!!! Once I steal that deed, you'll never see the Mystery Shack again!!!
Stan: Good luck, bucko! *closes the door*
Gideon left, but something told me he'd come back once more. Anyways, the next day we were all in the living room bored.
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
