Your POV
The twins and I were in our room. They had constructed this mini golf course out of whatever they could fine. I would usually stay apart from their sibling competitions and count the points and stuff.
Mabel: *hits the ball which lands on a cap* HUAAA, TOTAL DOMINATION!!! I am the master of attic stuff mini golf!!! From the mighty Swiss Alps, to the Bad Lands of Dipper's old laundry where man fears to thread!!!
You: You really need to clean that.
Dipper: Alright, let a pro on the field! Or floor or whatever. *hits the ball which goes through many obstacles before crashing out the window and hitting someone*
Stan: *from outside* Ah, my head!!! It hit my right in the head!!!
Dipper: Yes, Stan shot!!! Is that legal?
You: Sorry, out of bounce~
Dipper: *poking you with the golf club* You're out of bounds!
You: Hey!
You: *take a nearby golf club and poke Dipper back*
Dipper: *accidentally pokes Mabel*
Mabel: *gasps and laughs before poking you snd Dipper*
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *hear Mabel's kitty clock*
Mabel: Hey guys, I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight!
Dipper: Aw, again? You can't leave in mid-game!
Mabel: Don't be silly, I'm not leaving! My friends are coming to me!
You: Wait..., what...?!?
Dipper: Oh no, no no no...!!! Sleeping bags?!?
You: Rom-Coms?!?
Dipper: Calling All Boys Preteen addition?!?
You: You're not having a-!!!
Candy and Grenda: *burst open the door* Sleepover!!!!!
You and Dipper: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dang it!!! I love Mabel, and her friends are really cool, but sometimes they can be very annoying!!! It was already dark and Pine and I were trying to ignore them, but it was very very VERY hard to do so.
Mabel: Ok, so how much do you like boys?
Grenda: Sooo much!!!
Candy: Boys make me think about kissing!
Grenda: Candy, oh my gosh! *throws a pillow at Candy*
Candy: Ow!
Mabel: We are so crazy tonight!!!! *shriek*
Candy: *shriek*
Grenda: *shriek, then starts punching the floor*
You: *sigh with annoyance*
Dipper: *groans with annoyance*
Grenda: Who wants to smear makeup on my face?!?
Mabel: You're already so beautiful, Grenda, what would be the point?
Grenda: *as she punches the floor* Beautiful!!! Beautiful!!! Beautiful!!!
You: Mabel, do you think you can do this somewhere else?!?
Dipper: Yeah, you're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!!!
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
