The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)

Ep.2: The Legend of Gobblewonker

Your POV

It had been a few days since I moved in with the twins and Stan. Being completely honest I liked having a roof for once. My arm was fully healed now, so I flew down to the kitchen, and this is what I see.

Mabel: *sitting on the table in the kitchen while holding a bottle of syrup* Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?!?

Dipper: *sitting next to Mabel holding another bottle of syrup* I'm always ready!!!

Mabel: Then you know what this means!!!

Dipper and Mabel: Syrup race!!! *open their syrup bottles and hold them just above their open mouths as the syrup slowly comes out* Ahh....!!!

Mabel: Go Sir Syrup!!!

Dipper: Go Mounty Man!!!

Dipper and Mabel: Go!!! Go!!! Go!!!

Mabel: Almost... almost... *slightly hits the bottom of the bottle which causing a bit of syrup to land on her mouth* Yes!!! *coughs a few times* I won!!! *coughs some more*

You: I sometimes question your ideas of fun.

Dipper: *gets startled, then sees it's you in bird form on the remaining chair*

Mabel: Good morning, (y/n)!!!! I see your arm- er, wing? Your limb has gotten better!!!

You: Yeah! *turn human* Thanks, by the way.

Dipper: *grabs a nearby newspaper* Hoho, no way! Hey, check this out!

Mabel: "Human sized hamster ball?!?" *gasp* I'm human-sized!!!

Dipper: No no, Mabel, this. We see weirder stuff than that everyday! We didn't get any pictures of those gnomes, did we?

You: I will die before I get a picture of those freaks.

Mabel: Only memories!!! *pulls out some locks of gray beard hair* And this beard hair!!!

Dipper: Why did you save that...?

Mabel: *shrugs*

You: Can you give it to me, please?

Mabel: *gives you the locks of hair*

You: *burn it* Goodbye forever.

Dipper: *laughs*

Mabel: What if we take a picture of
(y/n)?!?

You: Uh, no. I do not want to be known all throughout the world.

Mabel: Really? Cuz I sure do!!!

Stan: Good morning, knuckleheads! You guys know what day it is?!?

Dipper: Um, happy anniversary?

You: Happy birthday!

Mabel: Mazel tov!!!

Stan: *hits Dipper with the newspaper* It's Family Fun Day, genius!!! *opens the fridge* We're cutting off work to do one of those *sniffs the milk* bonding type deals.

Dipper: *adjusting his hat* Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be like our last family bonding day?

Mabel: *shivers* The county jail was so cold...

Dipper: We're lucky that (y/n) was able to get us out.

Stan: Alright, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker, but I swear today we're gonna have some real family fun! Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?!?