The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)

Ep.3: Golf War

Your POV

Not gonna lie, even if I already knew Pine liked Wendy for a long time, it still hurt a lot to hear him say those words back at the bunker. I'll get over it, I just need time.

It had been a few days since then, and at the time, Pine and I were sitting on the living room couch watching tv and eating cereal, for we were bored out of our minds!!!

Stan: *enters holding a pan* Who wants Stancakes?!? They're like normal pancakes, but they have some of my hair on'm.

You: Pass.

Dipper: I'll pass too.

Mabel: *bursts through the door* It's here!!!!! *squeals as she runs around the room* Oh, it's here it's here it's here it's here!!! I've been waiting all morning and it's finally here!!! The Gravity Falls Gossiper accepted my article about summer fashion tips for squirrels!!! My picture is gonna be the newspaper!!! *pulls out the newspaper* Check it!!!

Stan: "Pacifica Northwest declares v-necks the look of the season." What am I looking at here?

Mabel: *looks at the journal* Wha-wha-WHAT?!?

Dipper: Looks like someone bought their way the front page.

Stan: Is it legal for a child to wear so much makeup?

You: Clowns should be scared of her.

Mabel: Ugh, Pacifica. She always ruins everything!

You: Don't worry, M, nobody reads newspapers anymore.

Soos: *bursts through the door* Dude, v-neck season is upon us!!! Who wants to help me get ahead of the fashion curve?!? I'm taking it one step further, with the w-neck!!! *starts to cut his shirt* Must. Follow. Newspaper!

Mabel: *sadly drinks a cup of orange juice* I need something to get my mind off this...

Announcer: *tv* Looking for a distraction from your horrible life?!?

Mabel: Why yes!!!

Announcer: Victory!!! Honor!!! Destiny!!! Mutton!!! These old-timey sounding words are alive and well at the Gravity Falls Royal Discount Putt Hutt!!! No mutton available at the Snack Shop.

Dipper: Hey, Mabel, you love mini golf!!! *takes Mabel's album and shows you and Stan pictures of young Mabel mini golfing* She's been amazing at it since we were kids!!! What do you say, Mabel? We've had a stressful couple of days, how about we take a break, huh?

Stan: Would kicking all our butts at mini golf cheer you up?

Mabel: Maybe a little.

Dipper: C'mon, Mabel!!! *does a heroic pose* Victory!!!

Mabel: Honor!!!

You: Destiny!!!

Soos: Mutton!!!

And so we all got dressed and went to the Putt Hutt!!!!!

Mabel: Ah, mini golf!!! The sport of many champions!!!

Dipper: The grass is fake but the fun is real!!!

You: There's something here for everyone!!!

So we start to golf. I have to admit, I suck at it. Mabel was the only one who was good at this. The rest of us all sucked. After a while...

Dipper: *prepares to hit the ball, then swings the golf pick which makes the ball slowly fall into the pond beside it*

Mabel: Don't worry, bro!!! You're still a *slaps a sticker on Dipper's cheek* ext-roar-dinary!!!