Stan had prepared a fare (for some reason) in the back of the Mystery Shack, and we of course had to help.
Stan: There she is, girls, the cheapest fare money can rent! I spared every expense.
You, Mabel, and Stan: *see a sky trim fall with Dipper inside*
You: *cringe* Ywouch.
Dipper: I think the sky trim is broken. Also most of my bones.
Stan: *laughs* This guy!
You: *help Dipper out* You ok, Pine?
Dipper: Define "ok"
Stan: Alright alright, I got a job for you three. I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates, got slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. *gives you, Dipper, and Mabel some flyers*
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, is that legal?
Stan: Where there are no cops around, anything's legal!!! Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along? *walks over to Soos*
You: To be honest, I couldn't care less about this fare so *burn the paper*
Dipper: Can you burn mine as well?
You: *snort and hold a laugh, then see a guy with a gray body suit and goggle and turn serious* ...
Mabel: Is something wrong, (y/n)?
You: Uh... y-yeah yeah, just thought I saw someone familiar...
Dipper and Mabel: *look at each other confused*
Time passed, it was twelve o'clock, and Mabel and I were getting random snacks. Later on we saw Dipper and Wendy hanging out by a snack cart. Some mustard fell on her sleeve and she left to clean it, leaving Mabel and me to go on and encourage/tease him.
Mabel: Look at you too, getting all romantic at the fare!!!
Dipper: Psh, c'mon, it's no big deal.
You: Uh, yeah it is!!! You finally had the courage to ask her to hang out!!!
Dipper: Ok, you're right, it is!!! Isn't this amazing?!? I just dove in!!! I just said "Hey, you wanna hang out at the fare?!?" And you know what she said?!? "Yeah, I guess so!!!" It totally worked!!! All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off!!!
Mabel: When are you gonna learn, Dipper?
You: Us girls are always right.
Mabel: Hey, do you smell a galloon of body spray?
Robbie: *walks over* Hey, any of you dorks seen Wendy around?
Dipper: *glares at Robbie* Who wants to know?
Robbie: *steals some cotton candy from Mabel*
Mabel: *pulls the cotton candy away* Hey!!!
Robbie: Yeah, just got some new super tight jeans, *eats the cotton candy* thought she might want to check'm out.
You: Why in hell would she want to check those out? Unless she purposely wants to be scarred for life.
Dipper: Yeah, you know I think I saw her in the Bottomless Pit, you should really go jump in there. *smirks*
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
أدب الهواةDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
