Dipper's POV
We were all in the parlor getting ready for some party. I had a can of silly string and an idea flashed through my mind.
Dipper: Oh no Mabel, I don't feel so good, I- BLAAAAAHHHHH!!! *shoots sill string at Mabel*
Mabel: Ughhhh, Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!? BLAHHHHHH!!! *shoots silly string at Dipper*
Dipper and Mabel: *continue to shoot themselves with silly string while laughing*
Stan: *stares at the wall annoyed by the twins*
Wendy: *walks over* Guys guys, something terrible just happened!!!
Dipper and Mabel: *stare at Wendy* ...
You: *from behind, shoot them with sill string* BLAHHHHH!!!
Dipper and Mabel: *fall back startled, then laugh along with you and Wendy*
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy: *play with silly string and golden confetti*
Stan: *taking away the party supplies from you all* Alright alright, party supplies are now off limits.
You: BOO!!!!
Soos: Mr. Pines, who's birthday is it again?
Stan: Nobody's. Thought this party might be a good way to get kids to spend money at the shack.
Soos: Nice!
Stan: The young people of this town want fun? I'll smother them with fun!!!
Dipper: *start serving Mabel some Pit Cola* Maybe comments like that are why, you know,-
You: Why kids don't come to the shack.
Stan: Hey hey!!! *takes the Pit Cola and closes it* How's about you make yourself useful and copy these flyers? *gives Dipper some flyers*
Mabel: Oh boy, a trip to the copier store!!!
Soos: Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more!!! They got it all at the copier store!!!
You: Is that they're slogan?
Soos: No, I just feel that way about the copier store.
Stan: Save the trouble! You know the old copier in my office? I finally fixed the old girl up! Good as new!!!
~at the office~
Dipper: *takes off the blanket covering the copy machine*
Mabel: *sees flies flying around as she lets out a gasp* Butterflies!
You: *open the machine* Does it even work?
Dipper: *presses a button, then rests his arm on the machine as a green light passes through it, then yanks his arm away*
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *cough at the sudden smoke, then see a paper with a picture of Dipper's arm*
You: Question answered.
Mabel: *takes the paper* Success!!! drops it when she feels it vibrating before running behind you and Dipper*
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *see the hand from the picture pop out and start to crawl towards you* AHHH!!!
You: Stay back!!! *throw a fireball at the now moving hand making it disintegrate into ash*
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
