Your POV
The twins, Stan, and I were all watching Duck-tective in the living room when the doorbell rang.
Stan: *opens the door* Welcome to a world of mystery!!!
Man: Stan Pines?
Stan: The tax collector!!! You found me!!! *throws a bomb of dust that covers the man's view as Stan runs back into the living room where he throws away a painting/wooden box which hid a bag of money, he then starts pressing random stones on the wall* Which one of these is the trapdoor?!?
Man: Mr. Pines. *enters the house* I'm from the winning house coupon savers contest, and you are our big winner!!!
A man with a camera and two women carrying a large check came through the park.
Stan: My one and only dream, which was to posses money, has come true!!!
Dipper: We're rich!!! I'm gonna get a butler!!!
Mabel: I'm gonna buy a talking horse!!!
You: I'm getting a(n) (whatever it is you desire to get)!!!
Man: *takes out a paper* Just sign here for the money.
Stan: You bet!!! *signs the paper*
Gideon: *comes through the check breaker it* Ha, Stanford you fool!!! You just signed over the Mystery Shack to little ol' me!!! *does some weird dance* Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha!!!
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *gasp*
Stan: Uh, might wanna take another look there.
Gideon: "Shack is hear by signed over to- Suck a lemon little man?!?!?!?"
Stan: *laughs*
Gideon: *rips the paper in half* How dare you?!?
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *laugh*
Gideon: I am not a threat to be taken lightly!!! *raises his arms* Come here hon, I need your arms.
Man: *picks up Gideon*
Gideon: I'll get you Stanford Pines, I'll get you all!!!
Man: *leaves with his crew and Gideon*
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan: ...
Stan: Wanna see what else in on tv?
You: Meh.
Dipper: Yeah.
Mabel: Yeah, alright. My favorite part's the theme song.
Later on Mabel and Pine were playing chess while Soos did some work and I slouched around.
Mabel: *moving a pawn* Little guy to black space nine!!!
Dipper: It's a pawn, that's not your color, and stop stealing the tiny horses!
Mabel: *with four horse pieces in her sweater's pocket* They like it better in here!!! Don't you, babies?!? *makes horse noises*
Dipper: *moves a pawn and knocks over the king* And checkmate!
Mabel: What?!? Boo!!!
Dipper: *marking something on a notebook* Oh, Dipper wins again!!!
Soos: Hey (y/n), can you get me that brain in a jar? The lady one?
You: I'm tireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
Soos: *chuckles* Can't argue with that. What about you, Mabel?
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
