Your POV
The morning started out like any other. ...except thanks to Mabel and Soos I hurt my arm really badly. Guess there's no flying for the next few days. Anyways, Stan (for some reason) was taking us to a place called the Bottomless Pit. I've heard about it, but I've never actually been to it.
Stan: In this land of ours there are many pits. But none more bottomless than the Bottomless Pit, which as you can see here is bottomless!
Soos: Question: is it bottomless?
Stan: Ugh, kids, could one of you try explaining this to Soos?
You: Stan, why are we here again?
Stan: To dispose of things we don't want! So long, Mystery Shack suggestion cards!!! *throws cards into the pit*
Mabel: Goodbye, creepy love letters from little Gideon! *throws them in* Die!!! DIE!!! *leaves*
Soos: *throws in his shoes*
Dipper: What are you doing?
Soos: Throwing stuff, dude, everyone's doing it. *leaves*
Mabel: *comes pushing a strange heavy box*
Soos: *comes and throws in the grill*
Stan: *still throwing cards* What you got there, Mabel?
Mabel: It's just my personal box of mysterious secrets. Nothing worth wondering about. *pushes in the box* Goodbye forever!!!!
Dipper: Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is by definition impossible?
Stan: *still throwing cards* Says you.
Mabel: I guess we'll never know!
You, Dipper, Mabel, Stan, and Soos: *notice the storm coming in*
Soos: Ah, it's some sort of invisible pushing force!!!
You: It's wind!!! How the heck do you not know that?!?
Dipper: Quick, everyone back to the shack!!!
Stan: I'm not done getting rid of these yet!!!
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, no!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *try to push Stan back*
Stan: *continues to throw the cards in the pit* Almost, almost,-!
All: *fall into the pit* AHHHHHH!!!!!
~skip to a minute later~
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ...
Soos: ...so anyone wanna scream some more?
Dipper: Where are we?!?
You: *creat a small fireball which immediately disappears because of the speed you're falling at* Hmph.
Mabel: *takes out a glow stick and turns it on* We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere. *puts the glow stick around her arm*
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
