Dipper's POV
We entered the bubble. Everything was completely white. I started calling for Mabel, but there was no response. Suddenly the floor started to crack in rainbows. We started to fall eventually landing in some bouncy house.
Dipper: Huh? Is the entire ground a bouncy castle?
Wendy: Do you hear 80s music?
Soos: And does the air smell like child-like wonder?
Dipper, Wendy, and Soos: *peak inside the bouncy castle* Whoa...!!!
The place was a big land of rainbows, color, and sparkle! It was like something a four year old girl would draw. Some of the creatures had familiar faces, others didn't. Even her old crushes were here. Ew. Then a car parked near us with Xyler and Craz in it.
Craz: Welcome to Mabeland!!!
Dipper: Aaaaaaaand this is worse than the apocalypse.
Wendy: *covering herself from the light* Dude, this place hurts my eyes!
Xyler and Craz: *walk over to you all*
Xyler: Oh that's normal, Mabeland's rainbows have colors only bees and art students can see!!! Now who wants to go on the grand tour?!?
Dipper: Do we have a choice?
Xyler and Craz: No!!!
As we drive...
Xyler: Mabeland is the ultimate paradise, and the only rule: there are no rules!!!!!!
Craz: Except for one rule, which is very serious. But no one would ever break it so it's not worth mentioning!!!
Xyler and Craz: Yeahhhh!!!
Dipper: Listen, creepy dream guys, we're not here to party, ok? We just need to find Mabel and get her out of here! Where is she?
Craz: Our home girl Mabel lives at our next stop!!! *after crashing through many things he drives you all to the beach*
All: *exit the car*
Xyler: Now come at Rad Snack served by awesome penguins!!!
Penguins: *come carrying many types off food*
Wendy: Hoho, score! I'm so hungry! *grabs a coconut drink*
Soos: *grabs some punch* Yeah, I haven't eaten or drunk anything except for part of my hat for the past three days!
Wendy and Soos: *clink your drinks*
Dipper: Can you guys just hold on a second? *pulls you all a bit far and whispers* Do you see what's happening here? Don't forget, this world was created by Bill! *slaps away the punch Soos was about to drink* That punch is probably blood!!! *points at the glitter falling over you all* And that glitter rain is probably ground-up bones or babies or something!!! Bill's using Mabel's own fantasies of some sick trap!!! We need to grab Mabel and get the heck out of here!!!
Craz: Oh Mabel?!? She's at the top of the tallest tower guarded by those big buff waffles guards!!!
Xyler: There's no way to get passed them!!!
Soos: *glares at the waffles* Someone hand me some syrup. *starts eating one of the waffle guards from behind*
Waffle Guard 1: AHH!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! THE MOMENT WE'VE TRAINED FOR!!!
Waffle Guard 2: Don't worry, man!!! I gotcha-!!!
Wendy: *kicks out the second waffle's face*
Waffle Guard 2: AHH!!!!
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
